Disrupt a Wish [FORUM GAME]

Whatevahs
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Heyyy 8)

This is just a lil forum game where you have to disrupt someone’s wish! I say:

I wish pluto was a planet (it needs respect!)

Then, someone else posts a disrupt then their wish:

Granted, but because it became a planet, aliens colonised and polluted it.

I wish unicorns were real, because where did they come from in the first place?

Get it?

OK, Starter:

I wish you could gangnam 8) style. :wink:

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Wish granted, but then Chuck Norris kills yous.

I wish that teh cahirs began to snip

3

The cahirs can now snip, but the bullets always miss.

I wish that the power to grant wishes is stripped from everyone besides me.

4

You granted your own wish, but then you were caught in a whirlpool and your power to grant wishes was sprinkled onto everyone.

I wish for Fagex to update Funorb

5

Wish granted, but Jagex bans you from playing Funorb.

I wish I was a nyan cat.

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granted, now all you do is hump the night sky.

I Wish Chuck Norris killed me!

7

Wish granted, but it goes crazy and kills you.

I wish for a cookie.

8

Granted, but I eat it.

I Wish for a way for people to prove their innocence in ban appeals.

9

Granted, but again, I eat it.

I wish for the average pie squared=64 became a mathematical theory.

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Granted, but the chicken has food poisoning. You are brought to the hospital by your friend who saw you vomit and collapse and you remain there for almost three weeks recovering. You become afraid of chicken in any form and refuse to eat it. As new types of chicken are introduced by different restaurants, you feel that you can no longer trust your normal food not to be chicken even when it looks nothing like chicken. Your paranoia grows and you friends and family worry that you will stop eating entirely. You are taken to a psychiatrist and diagnosed with alektorophobia. As your condition worsens, your family realizes that their fears are quickly becoming reality. You are now eating only celery. Your stool has deteriorated into a sloppy green-brown mush that comes out in a few small puddles at a time. You lose weight rapidly and are soon under 40 kg. As your relatives give up hope, you give up celery, and starve to death. You have long wondered what death would be like; if there would be an afterlife. Now you know… heaven is full of CHICKEN!

I wish I was a billionaire… so fricken badd!

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sorry about my post… it took me so long to write that someone else got in there first while i was writing it… I guess the next person can disrupt 2 wishes…

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Wish granted but the money was fake and you got arrested for using fake money.

I wish for a pet dragon.

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BigJimmy’s wish-

Wish granted but then the government raided your house and changed it back to 3.14 because they found out you were using drugs.

I wish for the same thing I said before.

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wish nuked, since that is an invalid wish.

I wish for a wish, that was wished for when wished how wished, and wished.

15

wish granted,but that didn’t came true

I wish to find the information about the powers intel irpg because i saw it and now i don’t remember where is is i really want to see it.

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wish granted but you got a amnesia and cant remember anything.

I wish for a cookie that has a indestructible forcefield and will allow nobody to eat it except me :smiley:

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wish granted,but you lost it.

I wish i wasn’t treated like

please give me the link to intel irpg information

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Wish granted, but my CTRL-C and CTRL-V keys didn’t work, and I’m too lazy to use teh mouse.

I wish for someone who wishes someone who wishes someone who wishes they could negate the next person’s wish.

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wish granted, but it failed

I wish for the last comment wins to be locked to find the winner

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Wish granted, but it got unlocked again

I wish the Aloha Minecraft Server will be up by within 30 days