Disrupt a Wish [FORUM GAME]

Granted, It comes up in 29 days, and goes back down for a month after only 5 minutes.

I wish development of gamemodes was a little more hands-on.

wish granted, but then the servers crashed

I wish the admin applications are back

Granted, but it’s in an admins only topic (Let’s say izzy derped up)

I wish pi was easier to remember.

Wish granted, but they changed pi :3

I wish J(F)agex had not bought Ace of Spades(or whatever happened there)

wish granted, but it removed your internet.

I wish for a chocolate statue of me. ;D

Wish granted, but i ate half of it. The other half melted.

I wish life gave me lemons so that i wouldn’t have to buy them.

wish granted, but one squeezed at your eye

I wish theres a wish that is undisruptable

I wish everyone went to funny pictures tread and start posting

I’ll take that as a compliment

wish granted, but you start looking at a bad signature.

I wish I can put pictures beside each other.

I wish for a RPG to blow away Fagex

wish granted, butt before that happened Fagex banned you

I wish for a…
PONY

Granted, but you are stoned by the village prosecutors.

I wish for… MY BRAND!

Granted but it is hit by a nuclear missile
I wish for a Dragon so I can burn everyone :smiley:

Granted but you’re dragon went extinct.
I wish to be dead.

Granted, but a necromancer brought you back to be his sex slave.

I wish for a wish that cannot be countered.

Granted but it has a tweaky problem allowing it to be countered
I wish for Twisted to become straight