Banned for being too weak. And muffin, you’re banned too for evading asame’s weak ban attempt.
Banned for not being punny
Banned for having a K/D that makes puppies cry.
banned for judging people from their K/D, not their accuracy. accuracy = skill, everyone knows this. [/sarcasm]
I’ve attempted to ban you for having a -1 KDR, but it seems as if you are still way too powerful!
Banned for not petting me
Asame tries to pet dosss but is banned from doing so
banned for not petting unsuccessfully (reviving dead topic)
banned for using rifle
Sanic: banned for copyright 
banned for sending copyright strikes against me
banned for overseas copyright infringement
Banned for being a bird. :V
banned for thinking Asame is actually a bird. by that standard, you’re actually a fictitious character that runs really fast, has ridiculously oversized shoes, and a disturbing two-pupil eyeball.
Banned for being good.
P.S. Touche. :V
banned for breaking the speed limit
Asame
Banned for not have a signature
Banned for slandering my name with false crimes.
Banned for being too sensitive.
Banned for being too slow. :V