remind me of
unusual yellow hats
that have a
(sanic though…)
pointy tip. So
I should probably
go and buy
a cow because
Grunge is one
.Everyone got revived.
Previously on Aloha.pk
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There was a gamer named Monsta who played Minecraft and died horrendously. So no one gives a fuck except dosss and SnIpEr. Then Monsta came to rescue dosss from water monsters that watered her plants.
What a nice day it is because dosss missed the sunny days when everyone burns because daylight cycle is too hot. Then dosss met with a banker and robbed him with a small frying pan because he forgot his rifle, smg, shotgun, and dictionary, so dosss tried to educate the banker about how to bank his shit like a wolf while also watching anime like dosss.
He didn’t like Lone_Wolf, so Anonymous poked himself until there was no aloha.pk left anymore. Because of that, the banker invested in bitcoins instead then purchased a huge and black Mercedes before he left the bank to feed dosss and resurrect aloha.pk.
Aloha.pk was resurrected in a shining, majestic, burning flame of dihydrogen monoxide because Torch wanted to be able to ban Kiki from igniting H2O again.
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[Intermission]
Various happily ever afters:
Once dosss was happily ever after.
Once Torch was happily ever after.
Torch died because he ruined our happy lives with happily ever afters.
Suddenly a god happily ever aftered.
Then Torch stopped talking 'til death because dosss cursed him to have no happily ever afters.
Wolfy didn’t follow the game rules because he didn’t like Torch’s unecessary “happily ever afters”, so he got mad at him and is now mad at Disney because screw Disney, they are happy (gay?) with how their prince turned handsome when the princess in another castle kissed a frog which eventually killed all aloha.pk again.
Damn.
That sucks.
Whoopdy.
Freaking.
Do.
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But wait, there’s a spooky skeleton in the horizon! He was holding autism from Siberia, approved by Putin, which turned out to be Swedish, and the Germans punch danced like power of Satan.
Go fuck yourself, Satan.
So Satan fucked himself until he saw Asame, who was a Chinese Ambassador in beautiful Japan becauase she took over the anime industry. And now the Swiper, the fox, jumped out of sanic’s mouth because why not? Then he killed himself. But spooky skeleton was a necromancer and killed sanic, Asame and Anonymous.
He revived Asame and Anonymous to give them a gift from the admins to make the biggest blackest rooster, but aloha.pk trolled too much, everyone got revived magically, because Asame used the milk of great power, that was given by God’s velociraptor. So everyone lived happily ever after.
Still better love story than Twilight.
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One day, Sanic and Flerikko died. Then Shywolf went to Torch and Asame to talk about dosss’s new Nintendo Virtual Boy. Shywolf had stolen everyone’s personal belongings (what a dick! (so big, but probably not; pornhub was here)), and Torch had a seizure. And Dosss was cooking bananas because they remind her of unusual yellow hats that have a pointy tip. So she should probably go and buy a cow because GrungeAmadeus is one.
Everyone got revived.
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The Aloha.pk admins
converse in IRC
about how Torch
went on vacation
to the Himalayas
for pink salt
of great power
and honor because
he needs those.
Then, he putted
a hole-in-one because