Still better love
(if you know what I mean)
story than Twilight.
(the end… for now?)
OUR STORY:
There was a gamer named Monsta who played Minecraft and died horrendously. So no one gives a fuck except dosss and SnIpEr. Then Monsta came to rescue dosss from water monsters that watered her plants.
What a nice day it is because dosss missed the sunny days when everyone burns because daylight cycle is too hot. Then dosss met with a banker and robbed him with a small frying pan because he forgot his rifle, smg, shotgun, and dictionary, so dosss tried to educate the banker about how to bank his shit like a wolf while also watching anime like dosss.
He didn’t like Lone_Wolf, so Anonymous poked himself until there was no aloha.pk left anymore. Because of that, the banker invested in bitcoins instead then purchased a huge and black Mercedes before he left the bank to feed dosss and resurrect aloha.pk.
Aloha.pk was resurrected in a shining, majestic, burning flame of dihydrogen monoxide because Torch wanted to be able to ban Kiki from igniting H2O again.
Various happily ever afters:
Once dosss was happily ever after.
Once Torch was happily ever after.
Torch died because he ruined our happy lives with happily ever afters.
Suddenly a god happily ever aftered.
Then Torch stopped talking 'til death because dosss cursed him to have no happily ever afters.
Wolfy didn’t follow the game rules because he didn’t like Torch’s unecessary “happily ever afters”, so he got mad at him and is now mad at Disney because screw Disney, they are happy (gay?) with how their prince turned handsome when the princess in another castle kissed a frog which eventually killed all aloha.pk again.
Damn.
That sucks.
Whoopdy.
Freaking.
Do.
But wait, there’s a spooky skeleton on the horizon! He was holding (Russia-racist jokes) autism from Russia approved by Putin, which turned out to be Swedish and the Germans punch-danced, like power of Satan.
Go fuck yourself, Satan.
So Satan fucked himself until he saw Asame. Who was a Chinese ambassador in beatiful Japan, because she took over the anime industry. dafuq
And now, Swiper the Fox WHAT THE FFFFFUCK IS A SWIPER!? jumped out of sanic’s mouth because why not.
Then he killed himself.
But spooky skeleton was a necromancer, so killed sanic, Asame and Anonymous. (Cliches are awesome.)
He revived Asame and Anonymous to give them a gift from the admins to make the biggest blackest rooster, but aloha.pk trolled too much, everyone got revived magically, because Asame used the milk of great power, that was given by God’s velociraptor. So everyone lived happily ever after.
Still better love story than Twilight.
I rate this story 9/11, because I’m hungry.
New story: One day, Sanic
(and sanic, reminder of rules, u cant go a turn after just 1 post, pls read page1 
)
and Flerikko died.
(sorry about that :P)
Then shywolf91 went
to Torch and
Asame to tell
about dosss’s new
Nintendo Virtual Boy.
Shywolfy had stolen
everyone’s personal belongings
What a dick!
so big and
also probably not
and Torch had
a seizure, then
I was cooking
Bananas because they