The last comment wins!

[Asame]

The worm in the video is colloquially called the horsehair worm (though the English animal name is “Gordian worm”).

The eggs of the parasite are laid and latched onto plants in the water, and bugs that feed on the plants digest the eggs too. The eggs hatch the stupid parasite bug, and it can’t breed because it’s stuck in a stupid petty insect. So what the parasite does is control the mindless insect to be fatally attracted to water which is the optimal breeding area for them (insestual probably), and when they sense any sort of water they shimmy out of their anus I think.

I think mind controlling parasites are cool because I love petty stupid insects getting dominated.

[Monstarules]

So, Jeep Cherokee

[Eddy]

Honda Prius

Save the environment

[dosss]

Uhh… Kangoruu pripo!

[Torch]

Someone is talking about something intelligent
People ignore it and share their opinions like people care about them

Okay

[Monstarules]

My jeep has an anti-protester plow on it.

[dosss]

@Asame post:3001

I think mind controlling parasites are cool because I love petty stupid insects getting dominated.

Why not kill all insects with fire?

[Asame]

@dosss post:3007

@Asame post:3001

I think mind controlling parasites are cool because I love petty stupid insects getting dominated.

Why not kill all insects with fire?

1. Because insects are vital to global stabilization.
2. Fire is terrible and chaotic and needs to be eradicated if we want anything good.
3. The rate at which fire spreads is tiny compared to an insect’s neurotic breeding behavior.

[dosss]

Meh, you could say so

[Torch]

@Asame post:3008

1. Because insects are vital to global stabilization.

But…

@Asame post:3008

2. Fire is terrible and chaotic and needs to be eradicated if we want anything good.

Yes, cars are bad.

@Asame post:3008

3. The rate at which fire spreads is tiny compared to an insect’s neurotic breeding behavior.

:^)

[dosss]

@Torch post:3010

@Asame post:3008

2. Fire is terrible and chaotic and needs to be eradicated if we want anything good.

Yes, cars are bad.

Cars?

[Torch]

@dosss post:3011

@Torch post:3010

@Asame post:3008

2. Fire is terrible and chaotic and needs to be eradicated if we want anything good.

Yes, cars are bad.

Cars?

You know the things that have little fires that go off in them? Combustion?

[dosss]

Ah yes, those thingies.
Ah well, fire will always find a way

[Torch]

@dosss post:3013

Ah yes, those thingies.
Ah well, fire will always find a way

Yes, that stupid sun too. :’(

[Asame]

The Sun isn’t made of fire. Fires are terrible. Cars are destructive. Factories are pollutive.

[Apocalyptic]

So what do you guys think of the Baltimore protests?

[Eddy]

Effing crazy. Even the family of the guy killed in jail said that he would not want his city being treated like this.

[Torch]

@Asame post:3015

The Sun isn’t made of fire. Fires are terrible. Cars are destructive. Factories are pollutive.

Any exothermic reaction is generally considered “fire” by most of the world.

[Asame]

@Torch post:3018

@Asame post:3015

The Sun isn’t made of fire. Fires are terrible. Cars are destructive. Factories are pollutive.

Any exothermic reaction is generally considered “fire” by most of the world.

Nice “all rectangles are squares” sentence.

[Torch]

@Asame post:3019

@Torch post:3018

@Asame post:3015

The Sun isn’t made of fire. Fires are terrible. Cars are destructive. Factories are pollutive.

Any exothermic reaction is generally considered “fire” by most of the world.

Nice “all rectangles are squares” sentence.

I didn’t say it was right, but I use the generally accepted definitions in order to communicate with people effectively.