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xx Best semi holiday ever
May 03, 2016, 09:36:21 PM HST by shywolf91
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xx [Event] May FSOM - Pinpoint
April 15, 2016, 06:08:41 PM HST by FerrariFlunker
FSOM is back! May I suggest maybe signing up for the May FSOM, since there may be some mayhem on pinpoint…?
Pinpoint
May 7th, 2016
10 PM <-- Click Here
1ctf Pinpoint
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xx the big 5
February 14, 2016, 02:33:01 PM HST by izzy
aloha.pk is 5 years old today. i really can’t believe how fast times flies! must be all the fun we’ve had and the memories we’ve made.
thanks for being a part of this experience. we are what we are because of our combined efforts. here’s to another year and many more!
image credit to Ferrari
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xx build and splat: a new game mode for AoS Classic by OpenSpades creator yvt
January 10, 2016, 11:25:47 PM HST by izzy
your gun is now a paintball gun; the goal of this game mode is to help your team “paint” more blocks than the enemy team before the clock runs out. shooting teammates heals them, shooting enemies damages them, and shooting blocks - you guessed it - paints them. the gameplay is similar to Nintendo’s Splatoon game.
created by OpenSpades creator yvt. thanks to onigiri for sending us this fun gift.
TO PLAY, enter aos://1379434439:55887:0.75 in your web browser’s address bar or look for aloha.pk build and splat on the server list at BuildAndShoot.com or in OpenSpades.
UPDATE January 12, 2016:
Quote from: izzy on January 12, 2016, 03:05:27 PM HST
we've greyscaled the maps (thanks Danke) so it's easier to see the paint:
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xx Happy New Year!
December 31, 2015, 07:57:41 PM HST by FerrariFlunker
Happy New Year Aloha.pk!!!
Thanks so much to shoosh, Light, and shywolf91 for their help with the firework display!
It only took 3 hours!
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xx Happy holidays
December 19, 2015, 11:13:35 PM HST by shywolf91
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Have a merry Christmas and a happy news years everyone
Quote from: onigiri on December 22, 2015, 12:02:20 PM HST
Have a merry Christmas and a happy news years everyone! :D :D :D
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xx [Event] December FSOM - Zombies
November 22, 2015, 07:00:12 PM HST by FerrariFlunker
We’re playing the zombie gamemode for December! Zombie translation: GaHadjapfwaJiepaWA!
Zombies
December 5th, 2015
10 PM <- Click Here
Humans vs. Zombies
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xx [Event] October FSOM - Blockpower
September 28, 2015, 05:47:11 PM HST by FerrariFlunker
This is when the pink block comes into play… It’s blockpower!!!
Blockpower
October 3rd, 2015
10 PM GMT
Aloha Blockpower
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xx [Event] September FSOM - Tug Of War
August 26, 2015, 07:36:20 AM HST by FerrariFlunker
TOW time! (Picture may depict variation of actual gameplay)
Tug Of War
September 5th, 2015
10 PM GMT <-- Click Here!
Aloha TOW
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xx [Event] August FSOM - Staff Vs Forum Arena
July 25, 2015, 08:42:18 AM HST by FerrariFlunker
Prepare yourselves! It’s arena time! Staff vs Forum style.
Arena All Maps
August 1st, 2015
10 PM GMT <-- Click Here!
Arena All Maps
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xx [Event] July FSOM- Pinpoint Tournament!
June 12, 2015, 07:50:02 PM HST by FerrariFlunker
Survey the battlefield! War is drawing near…
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← Click Me!
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xx [Event] June FSOM - Classicgen CTF
May 28, 2015, 07:43:16 PM HST by FerrariFlunker
“What we love from the past will always come back in the future” - Somebody?..
It’s time to go back to our roots and play some classic classicgen!
There will be a few twists, so read below!
Just like old times, we will be using rifle only! Also, there will be a 2 day building period before the event starts. Use this time to build your tunnels, bunkers, towers, etc!
Try not to be late and reserve your seat HERE!
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xx [Event] May FSOM - MiniFun TDM
April 24, 2015, 04:35:46 AM HST by FerrariFlunker
It’s close quarters time! Join us for the 2015 May FSOM on our new MiniFun server!
This is a semi-new gamemode with some new maps created by Dany0!
TDM MiniMaps
May 2nd, 2015
5 PM UTC/GMT Times WorldWide
Aloha.pk MiniFun
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xx aloha.pk April event - 4teams - April 11 2015
April 01, 2015, 11:13:55 AM HST by shywolf91
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Its finally April and for this month’s event we decided to do 4teams. 4 different teams will duke it out for the single intel.
Please try to be on mumble and in the IRC 15 minutes prior to the event. You can find the IRC webchat link on the top right corner of aloha home page. Thanks!
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xx [Event] March FSOM - Zombies
February 24, 2015, 03:41:24 PM HST by FerrariFlunker
Event Over! Thanks for playing!
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For March’s 2015 FSOM, we will be playing Zombies! Human or not, fight your way to become a victor!
Please try to be on mumble and in the IRC 15 minutes prior to the event. You can find the IRC webchat link on the top right corner of aloha home page, or simply click the red “IRC” above. Thanks!
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Kuunikal: Also - is there gunna be a July FSOM? If so, I’d vouch for it to be on Assault2.
Kuunikal: WHAT I MEAN WAS
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ALLLLLLLL
k sorry ace memes arent funni anymore
Kuunikal: what i meant was
ur afhbaewbtlhjnbesmrtbjhe
getting dere
Kuunikal: o sry
Kuunikal: ur awijrajwthjnesktuhdjseklrt
Kuunikal: so wassup biatchz
Stradivarius: nice
Sarim: Fun Fact: Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.
Stradivarius: paradox
twodayudie: I’m from the future, everybody that is talking here will be dead in 150 years, I also hacked this account to give you guys this important message. I cannot reveal my secret identity tho… sorry, be sure to say good bye to your family and your loved ones
OH FUCK I ALTERED THE FUTURE NOOOO dies
Stradivarius: a lot
Sarim: How fast is a quantum computer compared to normal “non-quantum” super computers
Stradivarius: You’re banned again. Bye bye
Kuunikal: my brother did it sory
Stradivarius: I will give you a chance if you admit your mistake.
Kuunikal: guys help i got baned by herobruine how do i fix it i hear if u go i nto systewm64 u can beat minecraft???
Kuunikal: how do i download aimbots for my minecraft hunger games server
Sarim: Which gamemode gets you most cash in Battlefield Hardline Multiplayer
Stradivarius: ALLLLLLLL HELL YEAH
IVE BEEN WANTING TO LET THIS OUT FOR YEARS FUCK YEAH WOOO
so wassup biatchz
jk
Kuunikal: d̨ͮ̂̽̈̋́̀̊̓̊̈́́̚͞͏͚̖̱͔͕̻̲̩̣̦̖̘̯̹͍͜a̵̸̧̢͔̯̤̝̱͖ͭ͑̀ͨ͊̈́̽̽ͯ̒̆̅̋̑̌ͦͧ͑̔ț̨̻̘͔̜̙̖͎͓̳̮̮͈̣̍̈̅̊͑̏ͬ͆͌̽̚͘ ̎ͥ̂̽̄ͧͥ̍̀͛̈̚҉̡̢̘̱͚̣b̷̰͇̭̮̙͍̠̮̋̅̍͑ͥͣͮ̌̋̎̐̌ͯ̀̚͟͢ͅö́̈͗́ͮ̌ͫ͜҉̶̵̥̙̟̭͚̳̞̱̙̲̩̬͕̥̯̺̫͓͞i̐ͫ̂̆͗͌͐ͮͭ̿̐̾ͧ҉̡͍̺̯͓̻͔̮͇̱̭̣̼̰̲̩ oops sorry i dropped my dank memes
[Noob]Ep–: Yep
Sarim: Report hackers, be nice, help the community
kaylaa: How do you become an admin?
[Noob]Ep–: wawa
Titanium: Noooooo
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wait a second… the three beginning letters in kuuni’s name is kuu. Kuu is a name, and it’s three letters. Hmmm
WAIT! He also has “953” deaths, those are three digits?!?!?! COINCIDENCE???!?!!!
KUUNIKAL IS THE DEVIL HIMSELF!
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