How curious. My bi-hour-periodic, web-wide scanner (via. the Redditor Evaluation Theorem by Approximated Runge-Kutta Discretizations (R.E.T.A.R.D.)) seems to have detected human activity explicitly mentioning my name on this godforsaken forum located in the middle of nowhere (in the physically-analogous sense applied to the internet, of course).
But enough jibber-jabber - let us get to business.
Be assured that the real Doctor Dank transcends, eclipses and triumphs over any attempts at representation through the petty, ignorant human imagination. Consequently, all forms of technological media - be it audio, video, or image - are naught but stale attempts at understanding a deity infinitely beyond reach. Similar to the failure of the human mind to visualize an n-hypersphere (given any integral n greater than 2, mind you), I claim that Doctor Dank tenures so many [KiloDanks/Metre^3]* - over 9000 as a lower boundary - that his Dankness-Density coefficient approaches values high enough to generate a black hole resultant of nothing more than the pure mass stored within memes.
I pray that you don’t summon me again. In the future, I foresee more than just harsh scolding.
*(Not to be confused with [KiloDankes/Memer^3], which measures the butthurtability of an arbitrary administrative individual).
