GAME:We make a story but With a TWIST

The ruleS:One player gets one turn,the player gets a turns after 3 other players have used their turn.
But to continue the story you need to make the sentence with a catchy Typing quirk or typing style.
Feel free to add characters because we will just turn this into a stupid roleplay.PS type Then,when you end your turn.

I will start

ONcE upoN A TImE,A boy NAmEd dAN JuST goT A NEw gIfT.DAN chEckS hIS compuTER ThEN,

And then I get shit faced drunk, like I am now, and blast you for being a dork. No more. Your videos and drawings gave me enough cancer.

Gonna be a nice guy and continue this.

A ViRUs INfECtS HiS CoMPuTEr ANd HE dECiDEs TO gET a NEw ONe.

And It WaS thE enD?

8u7 [-]3 r34l1z3s th3 s7or3 w4s clos3d for r3nov471ons.

So he proceeds to go on an amazing adventure to find his dream PC or something.