Funniest quotes from IRC

<@Reki> This is my keyboard: it’s white and sticky
Well, I guess it’s… MONSTA FOR PREZ!
<Shadow_Assassin> im just putting porn on my friend flash drive
“Useless crap” is the only button on my keyboard
I DON’T WANNA SEE BOOBS!
in mother russia CAR CRASH YOU.

found topo’s aimbot(kidding)
“ok point your crosshair at their face and click”

That’s norecoil. -.-