So this is a topic using cows to represent different people, goverments, countries, religeons and ideals. Some do get stereyotypical.
I’ll start!
Women: There are 2 cows. They argue over which one is better. While they argue a man buys both the cows. The women proceed to blame each other for making the cows get sold and don’t talk to each other for 2 days while complaining on facebook. They then get a message from the man asking for sexual acts, and they feel like sluts
Nazism: You have 2 cows. The government takes both, claims it as theirs and shoots you when you complain.
Altruism: Someone has 2 cows. You buy them 100 more and throw yourself off a cliff because you think you cause the worlds problems.
Suicidal: You have a bull. You make it angry so it impales you on the horns.
Fatalist: You have 2 cows who will die horrible deaths.
Mystic: The mystic has a cow…WHO WILL MAKE YOU THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD. You believe the garbage and you realize that the cow is actually a cow. You go for a refund, and find out that the mystic is gone.
McDonalds: You have 10,232,191 cows. You force them to eat GMO grain that makes them huge and fattening. Some cows eat each other, and lie in their shit all day. Several cows get sick and die. You then market the shit ridden, rotten and diseased meat to gullible ballyhoos who have no clue what is in it.
Drunk: You started with 2 cows. Now you see 20. Then you see 40. Now you only see 12. You don’t know why and proceed to slam another beer.
Irish: You have 1 cow. Now you have 20. Your blood alcohol is 20%. You don’t give a shit and kill your cow with a beer bottle.
Scottish: You try to hump the cow, and get killed when it butts you off a cliff.
