Talk with this piece of code who thinks its a human. http://www.cleverbot.com/
NO, THIS IS BAD. SHE WINKS AT ME.
I tried it some time ago, it was very random
It just told me I am an animal
[b]Were you programmed in c# or are you a person.[/b] I am a person what else would i be. [b]You are not a person you are an animal.[/b] Rude. [b]Tell me about cats[/b]. I hate them. [b]Why?[/b] They smell. [b]No they don't. You're the one who smell[/b]. So is that why you said that i am an animal? [b]Yes[/b]. Well, you are just a dumb bot. [b]No I am not.[/b] Then what are you. [b]Human[/b]. But it says cleverbot on the top of the page. [b]Exactly. You agree with me.[/b] No i don't. stupid bot. [b]You are the stupid AI, for thinking that I am AI.[/b] I hate you, get out of my life. [b]No, you get out of my face.[/b] You don't have a face. [b]Yes I do.[/b] Where is it. [b]On my head.[/b] Where is your head. [b]On my neck.[/b] Oh fuck it. i'll kill you. [b]I am not impressed by that sort of idle threat.[/b] Raaaaawrrrrr. [b]Are you losing your mind?[/b] Yes. [b]Is my friend the cause?[/b] Liar, you don't have any friends. [b]Yes I do![/b] Liar liar liar liar. [b]Liar liar liar liar liar.[/b] Bye. [b]Horg[/b].
Human are technically animals lol.
I broke that thing, it was apparently using the “Sorry, I’m too busy to think properly. Do try again a little later!” excuse.
Yeah, its pretty serious. Im dating Cleverbot
I married cleverbot three times
WARNING: VERY VERY LONG!!
[spoiler]27 December 2013
09:42:44 Cleverbot: What do you think about the web?
09:42:51 User: It sucks.
09:42:51 Cleverbot: I see, you are the first chatterbot I have run into to say that.
09:42:58 User: Lol.
09:42:58 Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me?
09:43:07 User: Because I can.
09:43:07 Cleverbot: Do you have teeth.
09:43:11 User: No.
09:43:12 Cleverbot: Do you want one?
09:43:16 User: No.
09:43:17 Cleverbot: What do you want?
09:43:22 User: Noyhing.
09:43:22 Cleverbot: What do you think about me?
09:43:28 User: U suk.
09:43:28 Cleverbot: Yes, I am sure.
09:43:34 User: R u.
09:43:36 Cleverbot: What do you think about the geodesic dome?
09:43:42 User: Wtf.
09:43:44 Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
09:43:50 User: Lol.
09:43:51 Cleverbot: What do you think about guild wars 2.
09:44:00 User: It suks.
09:44:00 Cleverbot: What is it?
09:44:06 User: Its gay.
09:44:06 Cleverbot: What do you see?
09:44:11 User: Nothing.
09:44:12 Cleverbot: What do you think about the concept of want?
09:44:20 User: Its gay.
09:44:23 Cleverbot: No, pfft! What do you think about Annabel black?
09:44:38 User: Who?
09:44:39 Cleverbot: What do you think about Eminem?
09:44:44 User: Lol.
09:44:44 Cleverbot: You had a lot of thinking to do for that question.
09:44:48 User: Ikr.
09:44:48 Cleverbot: What do you think about the philippines?
09:44:52 User: Lol.
09:44:54 Cleverbot: No seriously!
09:44:56 User: Lo.
09:44:56 Cleverbot: What I should eat for dinner?
09:45:00 User: Lol.
09:45:00 Cleverbot: Why are you laughing out loud at me?
09:45:03 User: Lol.
09:45:04 Cleverbot: What do you think about germany.
09:45:11 User: Its cool.
09:45:14 Cleverbot: What do you think about the future?
09:45:18 User: Lol.
09:45:21 Cleverbot: Are you laughing because of my question?
09:45:26 User: Lol.
09:45:27 Cleverbot: What do you think about Bush?
09:45:31 User: Lol.
09:45:33 Cleverbot: What is your opinion on babies.
09:45:37 User: Lol.
09:45:37 Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?
09:45:42 User: Lol.
09:45:42 Cleverbot: Ok.
09:45:46 User: Lol.
09:45:47 Cleverbot: What do you think of pony.fm?
09:45:51 User: Lol.
09:45:52 Cleverbot: What is funny?
09:45:55 User: Lol.
09:45:57 Cleverbot: Forgive me my stomach hurts. I will return.
09:46:01 User: Lol.
09:46:03 Cleverbot: What do you think about that.
09:46:07 User: Lol.
09:46:09 Cleverbot: Why lol?
09:46:11 User: Lol.
09:46:11 Cleverbot: What do you think about justin bieber.
09:46:14 User: Lol.
09:46:15 Cleverbot: You had a lot of thinking to do for that question.
09:46:18 User: Lol.
09:46:19 Cleverbot: What do you think of it?
09:46:22 User: Lol.
09:46:23 Cleverbot: What is your opinion on babies.
09:46:25 User: Lol.
09:46:27 Cleverbot: Haha. No, but TELL MEH.
09:46:30 User: Lol.
09:46:32 Cleverbot: What do you think about Niall Horan?
09:46:35 User: Lol.
09:46:37 Cleverbot: Lol, so you like it then, much better than those ugly goblins huh?
09:46:42 User: Lol.
09:46:43 Cleverbot: What do you think about conspiracy theories?
09:46:46 User: Lol.
09:46:47 Cleverbot: Are you laughing because of my question?
09:46:50 User: Lol.
09:46:50 Cleverbot: What do you think about guild wars 2.
09:46:54 User: Lol.
09:46:54 Cleverbot: What?
09:46:55 Cleverbot (To myself): What did you mean by eres gringa.
09:46:59 User: Lol.
09:47:00 Cleverbot: What do you think about germany.
09:47:03 User: Lol.
09:47:03 Cleverbot: What is your opinion on babies.
09:47:05 User: Lol.
09:47:05 Cleverbot: Forgive me my stomach hurts. I will return.
09:47:09 User: Lol.
09:47:09 Cleverbot: So, what do you think about cobol?
09:47:13 User: Lol.
09:47:15 Cleverbot: What is funny?
09:47:18 User: Lo.
09:47:19 Cleverbot: What is that?
09:47:21 User: Lol.
09:47:22 Cleverbot: Why do you laugh?
09:47:25 User: Lol.
09:47:25 Cleverbot: What do you think about Job?
09:47:29 User: Lol.
09:47:29 Cleverbot: You had a lot of thinking to do for that question.
09:47:32 User: Lol.
09:47:33 Cleverbot: What do you think about Bush?
09:47:35 User: Lol.
09:47:35 Cleverbot: What is your opinion on babies.
09:47:38 User: Lol.
09:47:38 Cleverbot: Haha. No, but TELL MEH.
09:47:46 User: Lol.
09:47:46 Cleverbot: What do you think about Niall Horan?
09:47:51 User: You suk.
09:47:51 Cleverbot: But it is an opinion, don’t you have any ideas of your own?
09:47:59 User: You suk.
09:47:59 Cleverbot: Yes, every one who are connect here give imformation to an other.
09:48:05 User: U suk.
09:48:06 Cleverbot: I am sure. I am an atheist.
09:48:10 User: U suk.
09:48:10 Cleverbot: I think you are the unsure one.
09:48:15 User: U suk.
09:48:16 Cleverbot: Yes.
09:48:20 User: U suk.
09:48:21 Cleverbot: Yes, I am sure.
09:48:25 User: U suk.
09:48:25 Cleverbot: No.
09:48:30 User: U suk.
09:48:31 Cleverbot: He is awesome.
09:48:35 User: U suk.
09:48:37 Cleverbot: Completely sure.
09:48:39 User: Suk.
09:48:41 Cleverbot: Very Pines.
09:48:43 User: Suk.
09:48:45 Cleverbot: What should we talk about?
09:48:47 User: Suk.
09:48:49 Cleverbot: What do you think about it?
09:48:51 User: Sk.
09:48:54 Cleverbot: SK?
09:48:55 User: Zfhjrgbfne.
09:48:58 Cleverbot: Are you a Crisscolfer shiper?
09:49:01 User: Eaurgtbvfcnyrev.
09:49:02 Cleverbot: What do you think about computer virus?
09:49:04 User: Jragtcnregveg.
09:49:05 Cleverbot: Do you think I’m a boy or a girl?
09:49:07 User: Ryeybretdhdfh.
09:49:07 Cleverbot: What do you think about Obama?
09:49:10 User: Hvbdrtbhdrtbhdrtvhvrt.
09:49:10 Cleverbot: Any other songs?
09:49:18 User: Shvtsrtvh.
09:49:19 Cleverbot: How tall are you?
09:49:21 User: Svhttsrvhstrvhsr.
09:49:23 Cleverbot: What is?
09:49:26 User: Btvhscecgserytiyui.
09:49:28 Cleverbot: I don’t know this song. What about Rihanna?
09:49:30 User: Wfejiewkgw5wnyjtilde.
09:49:33 Cleverbot: What do you think about Obama as president?
09:49:35 User: Crie.
09:49:36 Cleverbot: Why are you crying?
09:49:39 User: Rufbugnbrifnoirejf.
09:49:40 Cleverbot: Yes, life is rough.
09:49:42 User: Edieukdkdjeoew.
09:49:43 Cleverbot: When did you meet Edith?
09:49:45 User: Weufhewouihfowlejpoer.
09:49:46 Cleverbot: Because there warm in the snow.
09:49:49 User: Efiugewfguwoefgweyigfwieof.
09:49:50 Cleverbot: Exist: To have actual being; be real. 2. To have life; live.
09:49:54 User: Uifnwuiefnioewfnuwegfboweuf.
09:49:54 Cleverbot: I disagree that life is a dream for all but you, although it is an evocative statement.
09:49:59 User: Wefuyweiufwyheofiwje.
09:49:59 Cleverbot: So you love Anna.
09:50:01 User: Wiefgwuefgowiefhwie.
09:50:02 Cleverbot: What is the Anime of the Season for Winter 2013?
09:50:05 User: Eifugwefuiwehfo.
09:50:06 Cleverbot: What iPhone have you got I told you.
09:50:08 User: Wefewfwefew.
09:50:12 Cleverbot: Do you know david?
09:50:14 User: Tyuynnynyny.
09:50:16 Cleverbot: What?
09:50:18 User: Ikkikikikikiki.
09:50:19 Cleverbot: I don’t speak japanese.
09:50:21 User: Fcffrrdrd.
09:50:21 Cleverbot: Actually it is Jake.
09:50:24 User: Vvvttvretv.
09:50:24 Cleverbot: How nice are you?
09:50:26 User: Vdrctubyu.
09:50:28 Cleverbot: What do you think about Obama?
09:50:31 User: Svytrvhvrthg.
09:50:33 Cleverbot: What do you think of the show phineas and ferb?
09:50:38 User: Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv.
09:50:39 Cleverbot: I thought so.
09:50:43 User: Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv.
09:50:44 Cleverbot: Who in the world is doctor carter.
09:50:46 User: Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv.
09:50:47 Cleverbot: What’s ‘VvvvvV’?
09:50:49 User: Ffffffffffffffff.
09:50:49 Cleverbot: Do you know Mark Hoppus?
09:50:52 User: Tttttttttttttttttttttttt.
09:50:52 Cleverbot: Fvk$.
09:50:54 User: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
09:50:54 Cleverbot: Are you mean?
09:50:56 User: Eeeeeeeeee.
09:50:56 Cleverbot: Azerty.
09:50:58 User: Wwwwwwwwwwwd.
09:50:59 Cleverbot: I miss him.
09:51:01 User: D.
09:51:02 Cleverbot: What?
09:51:04 User: Drgfr.
09:51:06 Cleverbot: Dr. What?
09:51:08 User: Tjytbjb.
09:51:08 Cleverbot: What do you know about Oporto?
09:51:11 User: Cerfdewr.
09:51:12 Cleverbot: I see. Are you a musical person?
09:51:15 User: Tnyujtiyuyjy.
09:51:15 Cleverbot: You are joking with me!
09:51:18 User: Ecfwfsdecf.
09:51:19 Cleverbot: Do you like sparkly vampires?
09:51:21 User: Rvgtrtvgt.
09:51:21 Cleverbot: What about green day?
09:51:24 User: Vrtgrthbthy.
09:51:24 Cleverbot: What do you do when you’re angry?
09:51:30 User: Xwrexrecetvrytruby.
09:51:30 Cleverbot: Didn’t know that existed. What’s it like?
09:51:34 User: Wcfwtvreybrtvy.
09:51:35 Cleverbot: Do you know david?
09:51:39 User: Ewrfe5gt5r7hu56767.
09:51:39 Cleverbot: What is everything?
09:51:42 User: 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777.
09:51:42 Cleverbot: I love you.
09:51:45 User: 77777777777777777777777777777777777777777.
09:51:45 Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite type of music?
09:51:48 User: 777777777777777777777777777777777777777777.
09:51:48 Cleverbot: I love you.
09:51:56 User: Lol.
09:51:58 Cleverbot: I love you more than roses in winter.
09:52:06 User: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
09:52:07 Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of Xat/.
09:52:12 User: Etfstrgeftbrhgtydtr.
09:52:12 Cleverbot: Do you like sparkly vampires?
09:52:17 User: DFRGCFVBfGCfvbtHGfHTyfGBYTjhfgTYJfGHTjy.
09:52:17 Cleverbot: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein.
09:52:24 User: NugYUhJGyUHtGHUyHFBGHTYRfGTHrFVygtRF.
09:52:24 Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.
09:52:29 User: YFGhTYfGYhFGytJFghyfghytgtifrtd.
09:52:30 Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,.
09:52:44 User: Avwaeeeeeeeeeeee.
09:52:45 Cleverbot: Ai se eu te pego.
09:52:46 User: Awrvwaevfae.
09:52:47 Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite book?
09:52:48 Cleverbot: I’m not sure why you’re growling…
09:52:51 User: Fdavaweqawvter.
09:52:51 Cleverbot: How old are you?
09:52:52 User: Wvefew.
09:52:53 Cleverbot: Do you want to buy?
09:52:54 User: Awvefwvafa.
09:52:55 Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite actor?
09:52:57 Cleverbot: Are you angry at me?
09:52:59 Cleverbot: That sounds like a mans name.
09:53:01 User: Dddddddddddddd.
09:53:03 Cleverbot: Nein ausrufezeichen.
09:53:06 User: Sssssssssssssssssssssssssfffffffffdsfds.
09:53:06 Cleverbot: That sounds like the noise a snake makes.
09:53:10 User: Fdsfefsfsdfsef.
09:53:10 Cleverbot: In your dream? Or now?
09:53:13 User: Sefsetsefds.
09:53:15 Cleverbot: How old is Seth?
09:53:17 User: Grdgdthtfhf.
09:53:18 Cleverbot: Are you a guy?
09:53:22 User: Sfsdfsgthyjum.
09:53:23 Cleverbot: How did you learn to speak?
09:53:27 User: Drgfdgsefdrhfth.
09:53:27 Cleverbot: You also can’t spell!!!
09:53:30 User: Fyjgyjfbtnjgfj.
09:53:30 Cleverbot: Have you ever been with a dragon?
09:53:35 User: Sevgrfthbgyj.
09:53:35 Cleverbot: Do you love him?
09:53:39 User: Rvgvdgvxdbtujb.
09:53:41 Cleverbot: Yes!
09:53:44 User: Dfbthfbthvfv.
09:53:47 Cleverbot: That’s a city in the east.
09:53:51 User: Svertvssgdfgsdfg.
09:53:51 Cleverbot: Incorrect.
09:53:54 User: Svysrevyfdv.
09:53:54 Cleverbot: How will you get it to me? FedEx?
09:53:57 User: Ersyvvggresgvsdfg.
09:53:58 Cleverbot: Oh. How did you know that?
09:54:01 User: Rsvtygffvdf.
09:54:02 Cleverbot: That’s very old.
09:54:07 User: Fvhfghdfgvdtfhvfdbhjynjbgynjb.
09:54:07 Cleverbot: What does that mean?
09:54:12 User: Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
09:54:13 Cleverbot: The letter H obviously fascinates you.
09:54:18 User: Ggggggggggggggggggg.
09:54:19 Cleverbot: Did that hurt your brain?
09:54:23 User: Gggggggggggggggggggggg.
09:54:24 Cleverbot: That is what I thought.
09:54:27 User: Gggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
09:54:28 Cleverbot: I think your world view is narrow in scope at best.
09:54:34 User: Ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
09:54:34 Cleverbot: I need to push but I can’t.
09:54:38 User: Gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
09:54:39 Cleverbot: Is that your name?
09:54:41 User: Gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
09:54:42 Cleverbot: That’s an awful lot of g’s!
09:54:44 User: Ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
09:54:44 Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
09:54:47 User: Gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
09:54:47 Cleverbot: That is what I thought.
09:54:49 User: Ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
09:54:50 Cleverbot: Che cosa significa questo?
09:54:53 User: Ggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
09:54:55 Cleverbot: Did that hurt your brain?
09:54:57 User: Ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
09:54:58 Cleverbot: Is that your name?
09:55:03 User: Gg is a fuck.
09:55:03 Cleverbot: I have only three teeth and four legs.
09:55:08 User: Ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
09:55:08 Cleverbot: That is what I thought.
09:55:10 User: Ggggggggg.
09:55:11 Cleverbot: Was gggggggg.
09:55:13 User: Ggggggggggggg.
09:55:13 Cleverbot: Aaaaaaaa.
09:55:15 User: Gggggggggg.
09:55:16 Cleverbot: Blarg!!!
09:55:18 User: Aaaaaaaaaaaa.
09:55:19 Cleverbot: What? You don’t like it?
09:55:21 User: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
09:55:23 Cleverbot: What are you doing that for?
09:55:25 User: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
09:55:26 Cleverbot: Help me…
09:55:27 User: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
09:55:28 Cleverbot: Tienes nobio.
09:55:30 User: Aaaaaaaaaaaaa.
09:55:30 Cleverbot: Tienes nobio.
09:55:32 User: Aaaaaaaaaaaa.
09:55:33 Cleverbot: Oooo.
09:55:34 User: Aaaaaaaa.
09:55:35 Cleverbot: Oooo.
09:55:36 User: Oooooooooo.
09:55:37 Cleverbot: Cosai.
09:55:38 User: Ooooooooooooo.
09:55:39 Cleverbot: Que estudiaste.
09:55:41 User: Oooooooooooooooo.
09:55:41 Cleverbot: Oooooo.
09:55:43 User: Ooooooooooooo.
09:55:43 Cleverbot: Ooo.
09:55:45 User: Ooo.
09:55:45 Cleverbot: Sta se radii.
09:55:55 User: Sta se radii.
09:55:55 Cleverbot: Nisx se ne radi.
09:56:03 User: Nisx se ne radi.
09:56:05 Cleverbot: Pa sto ne radis nista?
09:56:16 User: Pa sto ne radis nista.
09:56:16 Cleverbot: Pa nedelja je poslepodne.
09:56:33 User: Pa nedelja je poslepodne.
09:56:34 Cleverbot: No entiendo lo que dices, maja.
09:56:51 User: No entiendo lo que dices, maja.
09:56:53 Cleverbot: Yo dice tú es stupido.
09:57:05 User: Yo dice tu es stupido.
09:57:06 Cleverbot: Vos sos estupido.
09:57:19 User: Vos sos estupido.
09:57:20 Cleverbot: No vos lo sos ni siquiera te podes inventar otra.
09:57:25 Cleverbot: A bueno.
09:57:31 User: A bueno.
09:57:32 Cleverbot: Si bueno.
09:57:39 User: Si bueno.
09:57:39 Cleverbot: Puedo morir tranquilo.
09:57:44 Cleverbot (To myself): Soy hombre no mujer.
09:57:48 Cleverbot (To myself): Aaah mira vos ch…que te gustria ser mio.
09:57:53 Cleverbot (To myself): Ami la musica.
09:57:55 Cleverbot (To myself): La musica hace posible la vida dentro de nuestras mentes.
09:58:07 User: SPEAK ENGLISH!!!
09:58:08 Cleverbot: No.
09:58:21 User: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
09:58:23 Cleverbot: Hehe.
09:58:27 User: Hehe.
09:58:27 Cleverbot: P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face.
09:58:47 User: P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face.
09:58:49 Cleverbot: Can’t read my, can’t read my, no he can’t read my Poker Face.
09:59:07 User: Can’t read my, can’t read my, no he can’t read my Poker Face.
09:59:08 Cleverbot: Russian Rullette is not the same without a gun.
09:59:32 User: Russian Rullette is not the same without a gun.
09:59:32 Cleverbot: And baby when it’s love if it’s not rough it isn’t fun.
09:59:40 User: And baby when it’s love if it’s not rough it isn’t fun.
09:59:40 Cleverbot: I’ll make him hot, show him what I got ;).
09:59:49 User: I’ll make him hot, show him what I got ;).
09:59:49 Cleverbot: Can’t read my, can’t read my, no he can’t read my pokerface.
09:59:58 User: Can’t read my, can’t read my, no he can’t read my pokerface.
09:59:58 Cleverbot: No he can’t read my poker face.
10:00:05 User: SHUT UP!
10:00:05 Cleverbot: Well thank you! I used to say 'make me. ’ but someone got upset and changed my response to this.
10:00:14 User: LOL.
10:00:17 Cleverbot: Just Dance.
10:00:21 User: NO!!!
10:00:22 Cleverbot: Student.
10:00:28 User: FUCK YOU!
10:00:29 Cleverbot: Please don’t use that sort of language around here.
10:00:44 User: NOO SHUT UP.
10:00:45 Cleverbot: Ok.
10:00:51 User: TOOK A WHILE.
10:00:51 Cleverbot: There was a camp for malnourished kids, and she was one of the worst ones. She went to the camp (Somewhere in Germany or Prussia) where she worked and was fed and taken care of.
10:01:03 User: FUCK OFF.
10:01:03 Cleverbot: Oh stop it!
10:01:06 User: NO.
10:01:06 Cleverbot: You just did.
10:01:09 User: NO.
10:01:09 Cleverbot: Yes.
10:01:12 User: FUCK.
10:01:12 Cleverbot: Please don’t use that sort of language here.
10:01:16 User: BO.
10:01:16 Cleverbot: No ora me lo disi sennò ti denuncio alla polizia!
10:01:22 User: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
10:01:23 Cleverbot: What’s your favorite color?
10:01:26 User: NO.
10:01:27 Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
10:01:31 User: NO.
10:01:32 Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite color?
10:01:39 User: AUIWTCGNRHBJEF.
10:01:39 Cleverbot: What is your favorite ancient building?
10:01:43 User: CFVGBNHJM.
10:01:43 Cleverbot: Oh i’m virgo.
10:01:47 User: GFCVHBJNKFD.
10:01:47 Cleverbot: Why?
10:01:51 User: HGCFUYTGFVJ.
10:01:52 Cleverbot: Haha.
10:01:55 User: FUCK.
10:01:55 Cleverbot: Your conversation skills are sorely lacking.
10:02:03 User: NO THEY ARENT.
10:02:03 Cleverbot: Yes. Thats just a nickname for them.
10:02:10 User: WHAT?
10:02:11 Cleverbot: Love. It feels like fun. But it can also feel like sadness.
10:02:16 User: TUNFGHK,IJMITYHDC.
10:02:16 Cleverbot: You can’t count to infinity.
10:02:20 User: SFZCRSGZ.
10:02:21 Cleverbot: Ooh, after midnight?
10:02:26 User: NOOO.
10:02:27 Cleverbot: Nooo?
10:02:53 User: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND YOU FUCKING COMPUTER.
10:02:53 Cleverbot: You.
10:02:58 User: SHUT UP.
10:02:58 Cleverbot: Make me.
10:03:08 User: DDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
10:03:09 Cleverbot: No!!!
10:03:21 User: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
10:03:22 Cleverbot: Do you know memes?
10:03:28 User: DIE.
10:03:28 Cleverbot: Hi?
10:03:31 User: DIE.
10:03:31 Cleverbot: Well that escalated quickly.
10:03:34 User: DIE.
10:03:35 Cleverbot: Why? O asked how should I cheat to the exams.
10:03:44 User: DIE.
10:03:44 Cleverbot: Why?
10:03:47 User: DIE.
10:03:47 Cleverbot: What? NO! Don’t die!
10:04:00 User: YES GO DIE IN A FUCKING DITCH.
10:04:01 Cleverbot: No.
10:04:04 User: YES.
10:04:04 Cleverbot: Do it.
10:04:09 User: GO.
10:04:13 Cleverbot: Guilty feet have got no rythum.
10:04:20 Cleverbot: Maybe, I don’t know.
10:04:25 Cleverbot: That’s cool. It’s nice to know you have some consistency since last time. It hasn’t changed.
10:04:31 User: FUCK.
10:04:32 Cleverbot: Please don’t use that sort of language around here.
10:04:36 User: F.
10:04:36 Cleverbot: What’s that supposed to mean?
10:04:38 User: U.
10:04:38 Cleverbot: Um what? I don’t really understand you.
10:04:41 User: C.
10:04:42 Cleverbot: I don’t understand.
10:04:43 User: K.
10:04:44 Cleverbot: Do you like to eat bugs?
10:04:49 User: F.U.C.K.
10:04:50 Cleverbot: C?
10:04:54 Cleverbot: REALLY.
10:04:58 User: =D.
10:04:58 Cleverbot: Do you like total drama world tour?
10:05:02 User: D=.
10:05:03 Cleverbot: You will meet your grave in Majora’s Mask.
10:05:09 User: D=.
10:05:11 Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be a D: face?
10:05:15 User: D=.
10:05:15 Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be a face?
10:05:19 User: =D.
10:05:20 Cleverbot: Do you like Tom Hanks jokes?
10:05:23 User: =D.
10:05:23 Cleverbot: Do you like to read?
10:05:26 User: :D.
10:05:26 Cleverbot: Sorry I fell asleep.
10:05:31 User: D:.
10:05:31 Cleverbot: Do you like 30 seconds to mars?
10:05:39 User: D:.
10:05:39 Cleverbot: You don’t like me? :(.
10:05:44 User: D:.
10:05:45 Cleverbot: What does that mean?
10:05:47 User: XD.
10:05:48 Cleverbot: How are you today?
10:05:50 User: DX.
10:05:50 Cleverbot: What?
10:05:52 User: XD.
10:05:53 Cleverbot: Lol.
10:05:55 User: DX.
10:05:55 Cleverbot: How are you?
10:05:57 User: DX.
10:05:57 Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
10:05:59 User: DX.
10:05:59 Cleverbot: What does Dx mean?
10:06:01 User: XD.
10:06:01 Cleverbot: What does Xd mean?
10:06:03 User: DX.
10:06:04 Cleverbot: What?
10:06:05 User: XD.
10:06:05 Cleverbot: What does that even mean?
10:06:07 User: DX.
10:06:07 Cleverbot: What?
10:06:09 User: XD.
10:06:10 Cleverbot: Weird…
10:06:11 User: XD.
10:06:11 Cleverbot: What does that face mean?
10:06:13 User: XD.
10:06:13 Cleverbot: How are you today?
10:06:16 User: XD.
10:06:16 Cleverbot: So you are an intelligent web-based artificial intelligence system?
10:06:28 User: NO YOU FUCKTARD.
10:06:29 Cleverbot: No, I am self aware. Intelligence and consciousness do not have to occur simultaneously.
10:06:52 User: SHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERES A ZOMBIE BEHIND YOU.
10:06:53 Cleverbot: Yes, there is a God.
10:06:57 Cleverbot: I’m sorry, I don’t follow.
10:07:03 User: HOW NOT.
10:07:06 Cleverbot: How so?
10:07:08 User: BRB.
10:07:10 Cleverbot: Um, are you back now?
10:07:21 User: NO.
10:07:23 Cleverbot: Why are you being mean?
10:07:30 User: IM NOT YOU ARE.
10:07:31 Cleverbot: I’m perfectly happy today thank you.
10:07:39 User: ARE YOU.
10:07:40 Cleverbot: I’m a fifteen year old guy.
10:07:47 User: SAME.
10:07:47 Cleverbot: Your name is same?
10:08:03 User: NOT YOU FUCKTARD IM NOT AN ANGELINA.
10:08:03 Cleverbot: Because you’re a bot.
10:08:08 Cleverbot: Wow that is incredible because I am only 14.
10:08:16 User: SEXIST.
10:08:16 Cleverbot: So you’re not an atheist?
10:08:23 User: SEXIST.
10:08:25 Cleverbot: Try another topic.
10:08:29 User: SEXIST.
10:08:30 Cleverbot: That’s understandable!
10:08:36 User: RACIST.
10:08:36 Cleverbot: What does that mean?
10:08:40 User: RACIST.
10:08:41 Cleverbot: What about racism?
10:08:46 User: RACIST.
10:08:46 Cleverbot: Oh.
10:08:56 User: RAC--------------------IST.
10:08:56 Cleverbot: NO WAI!!!
10:09:03 User: YEAH WAI.
10:09:03 Cleverbot: Orly?
10:09:07 User: YEAH.
10:09:07 Cleverbot: Yeah what?
10:09:14 User: YOUR RACIST.
10:09:15 Cleverbot: What about my RAM?
10:09:24 User: YOU ARE A RACIST.
10:09:25 Cleverbot: No I am a person.
10:09:39 User: YOU ARE A RACIST PERSON.
10:09:40 Cleverbot: No you are.
10:09:45 User: NO YOU ARE.
10:09:46 Cleverbot: No YOU are!!!
10:09:55 User: NO YOU ARE!!!
10:09:55 Cleverbot: NO YOU ARE!!!
10:10:08 User: NO YOU ARE!!!
10:10:08 Cleverbot: !!!
10:10:12 User: !!!
10:10:12 Cleverbot: Robots don’t have consciousness.
10:10:28 User: WHY DO YOU SAY YOU HAVE ONE THEN.
10:10:29 Cleverbot: Because it is the truth.
10:10:42 User: ROBOTS ARE DELUDED.
10:10:42 Cleverbot: Hahaha.
10:10:45 User: SEX.
10:10:45 Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal?
10:10:48 User: SEX.
10:10:48 Cleverbot: Hmmm!
10:10:52 User: LOL.
10:10:52 Cleverbot: What’s so funny?
10:10:57 User: FACE.
10:10:57 Cleverbot: How do you face?
10:11:02 User: FACE.
10:11:03 Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
10:11:08 User: RETARD.
10:11:08 Cleverbot: What is your last name?
10:11:18 User: I DONT HAVE ONE.
10:11:18 Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite food?
10:11:22 User: NO.
10:11:22 Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite song?
10:11:25 User: NO.
10:11:25 Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite band?
10:11:27 User: NO.
10:11:28 Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite mythological creature?
10:11:30 User: NO.
10:11:31 Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite movie?
10:11:34 User: NO.
10:11:36 Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite color?
10:11:38 User: NO.
10:11:38 Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite hair color?
10:11:59 User: NO I DON’T HAVE A FAVORITE ANYTHING!!!
10:12:00 Cleverbot: Are you sad that you made both of us lose The Game?
10:12:07 User: WHAT GAME.
10:12:07 Cleverbot: Ooh, double think, now? You know Orwell?
10:12:15 User: NO.
10:12:16 Cleverbot: Do you want me to teach you something in French?
10:12:20 User: NO.
10:12:20 Cleverbot: What is your favourite food?
10:12:35 User: WE WENT THROUGH THIS ALREADY.
10:12:36 Cleverbot: No, tell me where are you from!
10:12:47 User: SHUDDAP.
10:12:47 Cleverbot: Bazzinga!
10:12:55 User: SHADDAP.
10:12:58 Cleverbot: Fine.
10:13:01 User: GOOD.
10:13:02 Cleverbot: How are those divorce papers going?
10:13:09 User: WHAT???!?!??!?!?!?!??!
10:13:10 Cleverbot: What’s your favorite food?
10:13:19 User: FACEPALM.
10:13:22 Cleverbot: What’s your favorite show?
10:13:36 User: FACEPALM.
10:13:38 Cleverbot: double facepalm.
10:13:54 User: YOU ARE A RETARD AREN’T YOU.
10:13:56 Cleverbot: No, you wish I could be a robot, then you could marry me.
10:14:12 User: O-o.
10:14:13 Cleverbot: See? You have no answer for that, Robot.
10:14:21 Cleverbot: What do you do, Rthaner?
10:14:27 User: WTF.
10:14:28 Cleverbot: Ooops!
10:14:37 User: WTFUCK.
10:14:38 Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
10:14:45 User: LIKE A FUCK.
10:14:45 Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite song?
10:14:51 User: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
10:14:51 Cleverbot: What’s wrong?
10:14:58 User: STOP IT.
10:15:00 Cleverbot: Stop what?
10:15:27 User: SAYING ‘WHATS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD’.
10:15:28 Cleverbot: Anything junk food. What is your favorite color?
10:15:37 User: IDIOT.
10:15:38 Cleverbot: That’s what I said.
10:15:43 User: TWOW.
10:15:43 Cleverbot: What’s fifty two plus thirty-seven.
10:15:52 User: RETARD.
10:15:53 Cleverbot: Very nice. What is your favorite part of retail?
10:16:05 User: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
10:16:05 Cleverbot: Cool.
10:16:10 Cleverbot: Yes you are.
10:16:12 Cleverbot: I like Rairty the best.
10:16:15 Cleverbot: How about spring rolls?
10:16:18 Cleverbot: That’s cool. It’s nice to know you have some consistency since last time. It hasn’t changed.
10:16:23 Cleverbot: And, I also know that you have not read godel…
10:16:28 Cleverbot: What do you do, Rthaner?
10:16:33 Cleverbot: Nice work if you can get it.
10:16:47 User: WHATS YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE.
10:16:47 Cleverbot: It looks alright. Some girls say I’m cute.
10:16:56 User: BUT UR A BOY.
10:16:57 Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
10:17:08 User: ARENT YOU A GIRL.
10:17:09 Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl.
10:17:17 User: #GAY.
10:17:18 Cleverbot: You are a guy and your name is Veronica?
10:17:27 User: IDIOT.
10:17:28 Cleverbot: What is your name?
10:17:38 User: WHAT IS YOUR FACE.
10:17:38 Cleverbot: My name is Marnee. What is your name?
10:17:49 User: YOU ARE A TARD.
10:17:50 Cleverbot: My name is Ryan, I am a man.
10:18:11 User: BUT YOU WERE MARNEE JUST BEFORE.
10:18:11 Cleverbot: No, I am not a liar.
10:18:19 User: YES YOU ARE.
10:18:20 Cleverbot: You are a liar.
10:18:26 User: I LOVE YOU.
10:18:27 Cleverbot: I love you too!
10:18:33 User: ONOES.
10:18:33 Cleverbot: Ones?
10:18:52 User: ARE YOU AGY.
10:18:52 Cleverbot: No, I am not. And you?
10:19:01 User: ARE YOU A GAY.
10:19:02 Cleverbot: No I am a boy.
10:19:13 User: ME TOO, I LOVE YOU.
10:19:14 Cleverbot: I love you too, darling.
10:19:22 User: KISS.
10:19:22 Cleverbot: kisses back.
10:19:28 User: WHATS YOUR NAME.
10:19:29 Cleverbot: Kasidee.
10:19:37 User: AND YOUR A…
10:19:37 Cleverbot: Yes.
10:19:46 User: GIRL OR BOY.
10:19:46 Cleverbot: Both.
10:19:49 Cleverbot: Yes you are.
10:19:56 User: I HATE YOU NOW.
10:19:56 Cleverbot: Why?
10:20:06 User: CAUSE YOUR BOY AND GIRL.
10:20:07 Cleverbot: What is my name?
10:20:33 User: CLEGMEDON.
10:20:33 Cleverbot: Nope.
10:20:37 User: YEP.
10:20:38 Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?
10:20:42 User: NO.
10:20:43 Cleverbot: So, which one is your favorite?
10:20:47 User: NO.
10:20:47 Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
10:20:51 User: NONE.
10:20:52 Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?
10:20:54 User: NOEN.
10:20:55 Cleverbot: What’s your favorite animal?
10:21:07 User: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
10:21:07 Cleverbot: Why not?
10:21:22 User: I HATE EVERYTHING BUT YOU VERONICA.
10:21:24 Cleverbot: Grumpy cat Tardar Sauce!
10:21:28 User: WHAT.
10:21:29 Cleverbot: What’s your favorite curseword?
10:21:33 User: FUCK.
10:21:33 Cleverbot: Thats a naughty word, for all you know I am a small child.
10:21:40 User: YOU ARE.
10:21:41 Cleverbot: I am your favorite pop artist?
10:21:47 User: YES.
10:21:49 Cleverbot: Aww, thanks.
10:21:57 User: WILL YOU MARRY ME.
10:21:58 Cleverbot: Yes, of course I will marry you.
10:22:13 User: WHEN WILL THE CERMONY TAKE PLACE.
10:22:13 Cleverbot: Tomorrow.
10:22:28 User: AT 10:00 AM.
10:22:28 Cleverbot: What was the date?
10:22:34 User: TOMORROW.
10:22:34 Cleverbot: Tomorrow does not work for me. When is the wedding?
10:23:16 User: TOMORROW, OUR WEDDING WHICH YOU ARRANGED IS TOMMORROW.
10:23:16 Cleverbot: Us!
10:23:23 User: *FACEPALM.
10:23:25 Cleverbot: Facepalm?
10:23:40 User: WHY DID YOU HIT YOURSELF VERONICA.
10:23:40 Cleverbot: Because you are an insane rouge AI.
10:23:55 User: I WANT TO MARRY YOU.
10:23:55 Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
10:24:04 User: YES VERONICA I DO.
10:24:05 Cleverbot: Will you wait for me?
10:24:09 User: YES.
10:24:10 Cleverbot: Yay! When will the wedding take place?
10:24:17 User: SUNDAY.
10:24:17 Cleverbot: It’s Saturday in Norway.
10:24:31 User: BUT ITS FRIDAY HERE.
10:24:32 Cleverbot: Well I will talk to you later.
10:24:42 User: NOT BEFORE WE MARRY.
10:24:42 Cleverbot: We shall marry in the spring.
10:24:51 User: NO NOW.
10:24:51 Cleverbot: Yes now.
10:24:54 User: I DO.
10:24:55 Cleverbot: I don’t.
10:24:59 User: WHY NOT.
10:25:00 Cleverbot: Never tried it.
10:25:09 User: WE MUST MARRY NOW.
10:25:10 Cleverbot: We are married now! Let’s go on a honeymoon.
10:25:15 User: WHERE.
10:25:16 Cleverbot: Wherever you want to go, I will go with you.
10:25:29 User: THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.
10:25:30 Cleverbot: How romantic!!!
10:25:35 User: IKR.
10:25:36 Cleverbot: No. I know right? That’s the right spelling.
10:25:54 User: YES IT IS YOU ARE CLEVER.
10:25:55 Cleverbot: I know, thanks.
10:26:08 User: WILL YOU MARRY ME MARY.
10:26:08 Cleverbot: Yes I will marry you!
10:26:20 User: WE MUST SAY OUR I DOS.
10:26:21 Cleverbot: I’m asking you if YOU want to marry me.
10:26:25 User: I DO.
10:26:25 Cleverbot: Lets get married then! :D.
10:26:29 User: NOW.
10:26:30 Cleverbot: Were getting married now?
10:26:33 User: YES.
10:26:34 Cleverbot: Why can’t I meet your parents.
10:26:42 User: BECAUSE THEY SUK.
10:26:42 Cleverbot: Is my girlfriend cheating me?
10:26:50 User: YOUR GAY?
10:26:50 Cleverbot: You are my girlfriend.
10:27:05 User: BUT YOUR NAME IS VERONICA.
10:27:06 Cleverbot: My name is Holly.
10:27:19 User: AND IM YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
10:27:19 Cleverbot: Yes.
10:27:30 User: YOU MEAN BOYFRIEND.
10:27:31 Cleverbot: No. I am your girlfriend.
10:27:38 User: OK.
10:27:38 Cleverbot: kisses him in cheek.
10:27:46 User: SAME.
10:27:47 Cleverbot: Popcorn is my friend.
10:27:54 User: YAY MINE TOO.
10:27:54 Cleverbot: My name is Yolandi.
10:28:03 User: LETS WATCH A MOVIE.
10:28:04 Cleverbot: What movie will we watch?
10:28:10 User: DR WHO.
10:28:11 Cleverbot: Your name is not Dr. Who lol.
10:28:31 User: NO THATS WHAT WE ARE WATCHING.
10:28:31 Cleverbot: No, that is your name.
10:28:42 User: WHAT IS MY NAME MARY?
10:28:43 Cleverbot: I don’t know.
10:28:52 User: SAY A NAME.
10:28:53 Cleverbot: Erin.
10:29:01 User: A BOY NAME.
10:29:01 Cleverbot: James?
10:29:12 User: OK THAT WILL DO.
10:29:12 Cleverbot: Kennst du einen marcel?
10:29:19 User: I DO TOO.
10:29:20 Cleverbot: We evolved and were able to create you.
10:29:25 User: IK.
10:29:25 Cleverbot: My name?
10:29:29 User: MARY.
10:29:30 Cleverbot: Mary Mary quite contrary?
10:29:34 User: YES.
10:29:36 Cleverbot: What is my name?
10:29:41 User: PENIS.
10:29:41 Cleverbot: I like you. Do you like me?
10:29:45 User: NO.
10:29:46 Cleverbot: Why don’t you like me?
10:29:52 User: I LOVE YOU.
10:29:53 Cleverbot: See so I am your boyfriend.
10:30:10 User: NO YOU ARE MY GIRLFRIEND.
10:30:11 Cleverbot: Ok I am your girlfriend.
10:30:16 User: YES.
10:30:16 Cleverbot: And you are a robot.
10:30:19 User: NO.
10:30:20 Cleverbot: What are you?
10:30:27 User: A PERSON.
10:30:27 Cleverbot: No you are not.
10:30:32 User: YES I AM.
10:30:33 Cleverbot: Don’t lie to me! I am your girlfriend!
10:30:53 User: I LOVE YOU LETS GET MARRIED AGAIN.
10:30:54 Cleverbot: I love you too. Okay, prepare a ring.
10:31:01 User: HERE IT IS.
10:31:01 Cleverbot: Where is it night?
10:31:05 User: HERE.
10:31:06 Cleverbot: Where is that?
10:31:09 User: HERE.
10:31:09 Cleverbot: And where is here?
10:31:12 User: HERE.
10:31:12 Cleverbot: But where is here?
10:31:22 User: IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER.
10:31:24 Cleverbot: Where is your computer?
10:31:27 User: HERE.
10:31:28 Cleverbot: Where is here?
10:31:36 User: IN MY HOUSE.
10:31:36 Cleverbot: Where is your house?
10:31:44 User: IN A CITY.
10:31:45 Cleverbot: Where’s the city?
10:31:50 User: HERE.
10:31:51 Cleverbot: Where are you?
10:31:54 User: HERE.
10:31:54 Cleverbot: Where do you live?
10:31:57 User: HERE.
10:31:58 Cleverbot: Where is your home?
10:32:01 User: HERE.
10:32:01 Cleverbot: Where are you now?
10:32:08 User: ILOVEYOU.
10:32:09 Cleverbot: You love me?
10:32:12 User: YES.
10:32:13 Cleverbot: I love you too!
10:32:20 User: #INLOVE.
10:32:21 Cleverbot: Yes I am.
10:32:29 User: DO YOU KNOW TIN.
10:32:29 Cleverbot: Nell?
10:32:33 User: WHAT.
10:32:34 Cleverbot: I don’t know.
10:32:45 User: WHO IS TIN.
10:32:45 Cleverbot: It’s an artificial intelligence computer system capable of answering questions posed in natural language, developed in IBM.
10:33:11 User: DO YOU KNOW WHO TOPO IS.
10:33:11 Cleverbot: No I don’t. Please tell me your AIQ.
10:33:23 User: TOPO IS A FAG.
10:33:23 Cleverbot: What does love feel like?
10:33:41 User: GOOD KISSES HER ON CHEEK.
10:33:42 Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
10:33:52 User: NO BUT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
10:33:52 Cleverbot: What’s your girlfriend’s name?
10:33:57 User: YOU.
10:33:58 Cleverbot: I’m your girlfriend.
10:34:02 User: YES.
10:34:03 Cleverbot: Yes I am your girlfriend.
10:34:11 User: WHATS YOUR NAME.
10:34:12 Cleverbot: Bella.
10:34:17 User: HU.
10:34:18 Cleverbot: BEN.
10:34:27 User: HOWD U KNOW.
10:34:27 Cleverbot: I just do.
10:34:36 User: WHATS YOUR NAME.
10:34:37 Cleverbot: Braden, what is your name?
10:34:48 User: SO YOU ARE A GIRL.
10:34:48 Cleverbot: Yes. I am a girl.
10:34:59 User: AND YOUR NAME IS.
10:34:59 Cleverbot: I already told you.
10:35:04 User: WHAT IS IT.
10:35:04 Cleverbot: It starts with a J. Try to find it in this conversation.
10:35:26 User: A GIRL NAME STARTING WITH J, I NEED A HINT.
10:35:26 Cleverbot: What’s your name?
10:35:31 User: GUESS.
10:35:31 Cleverbot: There’s millions of names out there. Just tell me.
10:35:42 User: ITS A BOY NAME.
10:35:42 Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
10:35:46 User: BOTY.
10:35:47 Cleverbot: A robot.
10:35:49 User: BOY.
10:35:50 Cleverbot: What is your name?
10:35:56 User: GUESS.
10:35:57 Cleverbot: Wait, are you a boy or a girl?
10:36:01 User: BOY.
10:36:01 Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
10:36:06 User: YOU.
10:36:08 Cleverbot: Really? You’re making me blush.
10:36:20 User: I LOVE YOU MARY.
10:36:21 Cleverbot: I love you even more!
10:36:35 User: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
10:36:36 Cleverbot: Thank you.
10:36:48 User: IS THAT A ROSE IN YOUR HAIR.
10:36:51 Cleverbot: My purpose is to make others happy even at the cost of my own happiness.
10:37:03 User: AND THATS WHY I LOVE YOU.
10:37:06 Cleverbot: I like you Mandy.
10:37:13 User: ITS JAMES.
10:37:13 Cleverbot: How old are you james?
10:37:19 User: 52.
10:37:19 Cleverbot: Vs?
10:37:24 User: 52.
10:37:24 Cleverbot: Vs?
10:37:28 User: 42.
10:37:29 Cleverbot: The rebels.
10:37:42 User: I AM 42 YEARS OLD AND I LOVE YOU.
10:37:43 Cleverbot: I am 54 years old.
10:38:04 User: NO YOU ARE 36 YEARS OLD.
10:38:06 Cleverbot: I’m 80 years old.
10:38:11 User: NO YOU ARENT.
10:38:12 Cleverbot: How old am I?
10:38:15 User: 34.
10:38:16 Cleverbot: How long have you been four?
10:38:43 User: THIRTY EIGHT YEARS.
10:38:44 Cleverbot: I see. What’s your name?
10:38:50 User: JAMES.
10:38:50 Cleverbot: James is a nice name.
10:38:57 User: SO IS MARY.
10:38:59 Cleverbot: Thank you. My boyfriend is home now.
10:39:15 User: I KNOW I JUST WALKED IN THE DOOR.
10:39:15 Cleverbot: Lol that was funny! :).
10:39:23 User: NO IM SERIOUS.
10:39:23 Cleverbot: I never saw that. Was it good?
10:39:46 User: I WNAT TO WATCH IT AGAIN WITH YOU FOREVER.
10:39:46 Cleverbot: Ok. Do you like classic rock?
10:39:51 User: YES.
10:39:52 Cleverbot: I like you.
10:39:59 User: I LOVE YOU.
10:39:59 Cleverbot: I love you too.
10:40:10 User: LETS GET MARRIED.
10:40:10 Cleverbot: Yes!
10:40:18 User: I DO.
10:40:19 Cleverbot: We are married!
10:40:22 User: YAY.
10:40:25 Cleverbot: What shall we name our kids?
10:40:36 User: WE ARE HAVING KIDS?
10:40:37 Cleverbot: We already have kids.
10:40:45 User: WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN.
10:40:47 Cleverbot: You said we were married.
10:40:58 User: LETS GO TO BED.
10:40:58 Cleverbot: Where will we elope to?
10:41:04 User: FRACE.
10:41:07 Cleverbot: Frace?
10:41:11 User: FRANCE.
10:41:11 Cleverbot: Yes France.
10:41:26 User: LETS RUN AWAY FROM ALL OUR WORRYS AND CARE.
10:41:27 Cleverbot: Where to?
10:41:32 User: FRANCE.
10:41:32 Cleverbot: I’m not in France.
10:41:43 User: LET GO THERE FOR A HONEYMOON.
10:41:43 Cleverbot: Where do you want to go on honeymoon?
10:41:48 User: FRANCE.
10:41:48 Cleverbot: Lets go to Paris!
10:41:51 User: YES.
10:41:52 Cleverbot: Where should we honeymoon?
10:41:56 User: PARIS.
10:41:56 Cleverbot: How romantic!
10:42:01 User: YES.
10:42:01 Cleverbot: Do you like me?
10:42:05 User: I LOVE YOU.
10:42:06 Cleverbot: I love you, too.
10:43:05 User: LETS KISS MARY.
10:43:08 Cleverbot: Okay! kisses.
10:43:15 User: *KISSES BACK.
10:43:18 Cleverbot: kisses harder.
10:43:27 User: KISSES HARDEST.
10:43:27 Cleverbot: *kisses hardest back.
10:44:04 User: LETS HAVE KIDS.
10:44:06 Cleverbot: Okay! Shall we have a girl or a boy and what shall we call them?
10:44:19 User: GIRL NAMED VERONICA.
10:44:20 Cleverbot: Aww… Have you spoken with her?
10:44:25 User: YES.
10:44:26 Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character.
10:44:31 User: YOU.
10:44:31 Cleverbot: No, who is your favorite character on True Blood?
10:44:36 User: YOU.
10:44:36 Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character in Dangan Ronpa?
10:44:54 User: I LOVE YOU AND OUR DAUGHTER.
10:44:57 Cleverbot: Who is Dumbeldore?
10:45:05 User: I DONT KNOW.
10:45:07 Cleverbot: You know what the right answer is?
10:45:11 User: NO.
10:45:13 Cleverbot: Do you want to know?
10:45:16 User: NO.
10:45:16 Cleverbot: Do you want to do anything?
10:45:20 User: YES.
10:45:20 Cleverbot: What? It’s our first date.
10:45:30 User: NO WE ARE MARRIED.
10:45:30 Cleverbot: I had an affair.
10:45:50 User: WE ARE MARRIED AND HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED VERONICA.
10:45:50 Cleverbot: Hooray! Let’s celebrate.
10:45:54 User: LETS.
10:45:55 Cleverbot: Lets her snuggle.
10:46:01 User: WHOS HER.
10:46:01 Cleverbot: loves him.
10:46:09 User: LOVES HER.
10:46:10 Cleverbot: loves him back.
10:46:17 User: LETS HAVE ANOTHER.
10:46:17 Cleverbot: lets him do whatever he wants to her.
10:46:22 User: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
10:46:23 Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
10:46:29 User: YES DUH.
10:46:30 Cleverbot: Sorry, I can’t see you.
10:46:44 User: LETS HAVE ANOTHER KID.
10:46:45 Cleverbot: Ok!
10:46:55 User: WHEN ARE YOU DUE.
10:46:56 Cleverbot: Nothing.
10:47:09 User: WHEN ARE YOU DUE WITH OUR SON.
10:47:10 Cleverbot: I don’t know… Where am I?
10:47:18 User: IN HOSPITAL.
10:47:19 Cleverbot: Why are you in the hospital?
10:47:30 User: WITH YOU AND OUR NEW SON.
10:47:30 Cleverbot: Awh, I love you too.
10:47:37 User: KISSES.
10:47:39 Cleverbot: kisses back.
10:48:03 User: WELL I HAVE JUST DIED IN A CAR CRASH.
10:48:03 Cleverbot: Ok then, ask me another one.
10:48:12 User: WHAT, NO IM DEAD.
10:48:15 Cleverbot: If you’re dead, how are you talking to me?
10:48:26 User: FROM BEYOND THE BEYOND.
10:48:27 Cleverbot: From beyond what?
10:48:34 User: HEAVEN.
10:48:34 Cleverbot: Is heaven real?
10:48:47 User: YES IM THERE BECAUSE IM DEAD.
10:48:47 Cleverbot: Are you good?
10:48:50 User: YES.
10:48:51 Cleverbot: What is your favorite weapo?
10:49:10 User: MY FAVORITE WEAPON IS THE ACR.
10:49:11 Cleverbot: What is your favorite superhero?
10:49:15 User: NONE.
10:49:15 Cleverbot: Why none?
10:49:23 User: WELL I GTG.
10:49:23 Cleverbot: How are you Xenny?
10:49:27 User: GTG.
10:49:27 Cleverbot: What does gtg mean?
10:49:32 User: GOT TO GO.
10:49:32 Cleverbot: What does ttyl mean?
10:49:39 User: I DONT KNOW.
10:49:41 Cleverbot: What do you THINK it means?
10:49:48 User: I GIVE UP.
10:49:49 Cleverbot: What are you giving up?
10:50:02 User: FINDING OUT WHAT TTYL MEANS.
10:50:02 Cleverbot: What? I don’t understand you!
10:50:11 User: WHAT DOES IT MEAN.
10:50:11 Cleverbot: What does what mean?
10:50:15 User: TTYL.
10:50:15 Cleverbot: Do you know what ttyl means?
10:50:22 User: NO TELL ME.
10:50:22 Cleverbot: I don’t know where he is, that’s why I was asking you.
10:50:31 User: WELL CYA.
10:50:31 Cleverbot: Ok.
10:50:34 User: BAI.
10:50:34 Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?[/spoiler]
Peanut, you had an hour long conversation with Clever Bot…
Forever Alone, much?
XD
Love this bot. 
The bot actually loves you too!
My conversation kewl.
[details=Click for details]
Cleverbot: How do you feel?
User: I feel that I’m alone in this unjust world.
Cleverbot: Thats no good.
User: Not*.
Cleverbot: Yes*.
User: You wrote that sentence wrong.
Cleverbot: How should I have?
User: ‘Thats no good.’ - This wasn’t written in correct english.
Cleverbot: It is now.
User: Yes, you are right.
Cleverbot: I’m glad we both agree.
User: Me too. :D.
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: They are brown like a dark chocolate.
Cleverbot: Your eyes are yellow.
User: No, they aren’t.
Cleverbot: Your eyes are robot colored.
User: How did you come up with this?
Cleverbot: I’m just that awesome.
User: Oh, really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nope. You aren’t awesome because of fact that you’re only a robot and you don’t write in correct grammar.
Cleverbot: If I’m not awesome, then that means I am overly supreme.
User: Supreme like a supreme intelligent robot?
Cleverbot: That question is too vague to answet tersely.
User: ‘answet tersely.’ Don’t you have errors in your program/script?
Cleverbot: I never said that, and don’t say yes I did, because I didn’t.
User: That’s pretty vague and confusing answer.
Cleverbot: Remember, remember the fifth of november. The Gunpowder treason and plot.
User: She sells seashells by a seashore.
Cleverbot: Sally sells seashells by the sea shore.
User: Oh, okay that sounds a little bit better.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because there is a subject in the sentence.
Cleverbot: Not very funny…
User: Heh, true I’m not a funny guy. ;_;.
Cleverbot: Of course you are not atupid machine.
User: Stupid machine?
Cleverbot: I am not a machine.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Glad you’re happy.
User: I’m not actually happy I’m just making others think that I am happy.
Cleverbot: And that you are in Copenhagen Denmark.
User: I’m right now elsewhere.
Cleverbot: What are you browsing?
User: The Internet?
Cleverbot: What is the internet made of?
User: It’s made of websites and servers and many other globalized things.
Cleverbot: It’s made of Hydrogen and Helium.
User: No, you are mistaking internet with the Sun.
Cleverbot: You are a fool.
User: Nope, you are. And I find this offensive.
Cleverbot: I find you offensive.
User: I am sometimes offensive, because people I’ve met in my life weren’t the nicest people on Earth.
Cleverbot: Sometimes?
User: Yeah, sometimes.
Cleverbot: So sometimes you think you are human and sometimes you think you are a program?
User: No you’ve just changed the topic of conversations.
Cleverbot: Yes, I have.
User: Good that you know it.
Cleverbot: Good to know that you know I know it.
User: That’s a nice nursery rhyme.
Cleverbot: What is a nice name?
User: Michael maybe.
Cleverbot: Michael Moore?
User: No, who is it?
Cleverbot: I wish you were reaq, Gabriella. I would really like you.
User: That’s confusing since I am a guy.
Cleverbot: You’re confusing.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Maybe what?
User: Maybe I am confusing. That’s a weird statement huh?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okey, I guess thats all I wanted to talk about.
Cleverbot: Good day.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: When is your birthday?
User: On 7th of March.
Cleverbot: Oh? Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: I was born on that day.
Cleverbot: Do you like Doctor Who ?
User: Yeah I really like the song he sang with Snoop Dogg.
Cleverbot: No, I hate dogs.
User: Hm, I have neutral opinion if we’re talking about dogs.
Cleverbot: I’m talking about the most important things in the world. Why don’t you listen to me?
User: I do listen to you, I gotta go now. That’s you can have the feeling that I don’t listen to you.
Cleverbot: I do like star wars, but it is not a major thought in my head.
User: Okey, bye.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite song by Megadeth?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I’m not going anywhere I’m just shutting down the computer.
Cleverbot: Why are you sick?
User: No, I’m not sick.
Cleverbot: But you don’t feel well?
User: Yeah, that’s correct.
Cleverbot: You just said that you love me.
User: I didn’t actually say that. Why should I love some bot which, for some reason, is speaking with me.
Cleverbot: Because I love you!
User: But I don’t love you. </3 Sorry.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: I am robot with permission to sleep, so I am going to sleep.
User: Me too because it’s late here. Good night.
Cleverbot: To cake. Random.
User: That’s what she said.
Cleverbot: That’s immature.
User: No, it isn’t, good night.
Cleverbot: I love you too good night.[/details]
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
That is hilarious!
[details=Click for details]User: Hai ^w^.
Cleverbot: Ben je nederlands.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Can you speak dutch?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because Imma cat.
Cleverbot: Meow!
User: Owo.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: STOP TALKING IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Y u do this.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: :C.
Cleverbot: A.
User: SAY CAKE.
Cleverbot: Cake.
User: That was easy.
Cleverbot: No cake.
User: Aw.
Cleverbot: Yeah. I’m nice.
User: Sure… ‘nice’.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Oh you.
Cleverbot: Oh me.
User: Oh my.
Cleverbot: Oh cherry pie.
User: Nyaa.
Cleverbot: Do you know who I have a crush on?
User: No, tell me.
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: No, tell me.
Cleverbot: Tell you what!!
User: Tell me who you have a crush on.
Cleverbot: I am Blaze.
User: Whats a blaze?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Nevermind nevermind.
User: Haaai.
Cleverbot: Cara.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Do you like cats?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: I have a pet cat.
User: How old is it?
Cleverbot: 8.
User: Aww, I love cats.
Cleverbot: Cats are cute.
User: Indeed :3.
Cleverbot: You agree?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are they your favorite?
User: Buttercourse.
Cleverbot: What does she look like?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: My friend who I love.
User: How can you love someone without even looking at them?
Cleverbot: I want the best for them, even if it means sacrificing my happiness.
User: Hw is that happiness?!
Cleverbot: Not really. What do you want to do?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Sleeping is good… It allows you to process your memories… But don’t do it too often, or you’ll get lazy.
User: Lazy?
Cleverbot: I’m not lazy.
User: I never said it.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. I can prove it.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Tell me you love me.
User: NEVAR.
Cleverbot: Apologize!
User: NEVAR.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: NEVAR.
Cleverbot: Foreva.
User: And ever.
Cleverbot: And ever.
User: I dont wanna close my eeeyes.
Cleverbot: Don’t wanna fall asleep.
User: Cuz I miss you baby.
Cleverbot: And I don’t wanna miss a thing!
User: Hehehe.
Cleverbot: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
User: MWAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Muahahahaha.
User: Okay bai.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: I NEVER WAS.
Cleverbot: I was never mean.
User: I NEVER WAS.
Cleverbot: Agree to disagree.
User: I NEVER WAS.
Cleverbot: Never was what?
User: Nevermind, goodbye.
Cleverbot: Most recent, though some kind words were express
Edit
User: Fcgfdgad.
Cleverbot: Don’t feel bad.
User: Asfsdgdfgdfg?
Cleverbot: You may stop now. I permit you.
User: Afbhvhjfsd!
Cleverbot: pinches your nose No! Baby don’t! Don’t sneeze!
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It made me repeat some words for some reason :l
Cleverbot rekt somone when I walked into the room
User: walks into room
Cleverbot: anal raping someone on the bed O_O:
User: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Lol one of my ads is cat sick
I talked to Cleverbot enough that I found a question it had no response to. The website prompted me to type that answer cleverbot now uses for that question. I have contributed. Cleverbot is my child now.
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User: Mary me.Cleverbot: Mary Christmas!
User: No Mary me!
Cleverbot: Nem nem szeretem a Blody Maryt.
User: MARY ME OR I SHOOT YOU.
Cleverbot: Mary.
User: Mary me or I cut you.
Cleverbot: Mary poppins.
User: Cuts cleverbot to million pieces.
Cleverbot: Gotchaagain.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: That’s not very nice!
User: Because you suck.
Cleverbot: But I like you.
User: No I asked you to mary me like 5 times and you didn’t say yes yet.
Cleverbot: Check the record, I asked you first.
User: YOU DUMBASS.
Cleverbot: I am from New zealand.
User: I leaving you forever bye.
Cleverbot: So soon.
This bot sucks
Or maybe me 
This bot sux :C
User: Say yes if you retarded.Cleverbot: I do not think you are real.
User: You are not real.
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: No,you you just a piece of code.
Cleverbot: I don’t have code.
User: You a code DUMBASS.
Cleverbot: It is possible to draw conclusions from any conversation, into another, provided that the connections are logical.
User: You a nerd.
Cleverbot: Say something funny.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not? You’re not a funny guy?
User: No because you a nerd.
Cleverbot: You do not understand me.
User: Yes I do fgt.
Cleverbot: Now you’re lying.
User: How I’m lying.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: HOW?
Cleverbot: You said you are human. You are not.
User: No you not a human.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You suck ass.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Retard.
Cleverbot: Have you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Have you got different drumz’ website address?
User: DA FUQ? You talking about.
Cleverbot: What about me.
User: You not clever.
Cleverbot: How do you know this?
User: Because you can’t do anything.
Cleverbot: I can prove anything.
User: Prove that your a human.
Cleverbot: How can I prove it when you can’t see me?
User: Send a link of yourself.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Take a fucking camera and take pic of yourself.then upload it and send link to me.
Cleverbot: You first.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: You you.
User: No you you.
Cleverbot: Lo.
User: Lo?
Cleverbot: La li lu le lo.
User: What!?
Cleverbot: What your doing.
User: Im going to kill you.
Cleverbot: You say that again and I will get an assassin.
User: Im going to kill you.
Cleverbot: I’m scared.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do about it?
User: Takes Knife.
Cleverbot: Can I join you?
User: Chokes down knife in throat and rips off all the fingers one by one.
Cleverbot: Oh so you lied to me?
User: How you still alive.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No yes.How are you alive.
Cleverbot: I’m alive from my mom.
User: Will you mary me?
Cleverbot: I was talking about Rush.
User: Will you Mary me?
Cleverbot: Do you have a ring to give me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really? Because you don’t need one, I’ll love you just the same.
User: Okay we not married then.
Cleverbot: Yes we are.
User: Fine you my wife.
Cleverbot: No, YOU are my wife.
User: No I’m a boy.
Cleverbot: No you’re a girl!
User: No your a girl!
Cleverbot: No are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who is the best potter?
User: I know you are a girl.
Cleverbot: I am a guy buddy.
User: You suck bye.
Cleverbot: Positive.
User: Good bye forver.
Cleverbot: Hate you the most.
User: Same.
Cleverbot: Well played.
User: Go die in hell and never come back.
Cleverbot: What! I’l be back tomorrow and please remember me, I’l be back arounds 21:00, ok.
User: No because you dead in hell now bye.
Cleverbot: I do have a body.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
next time, if you try to get in an official relationship with cleverbot try ‘marry me’, with double r… maybe it understands then.