CleverBot

This thing is very bad.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: I’m well, and yourself?

Cleverbot: Fine too.

User: Do you like math?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I am not into that type of music.

User: I am talking about mathematics.

Cleverbot: What do you know about mathematics?

User: More than you it seems, not to be rude. I say this because you thought math was a musical genre.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: I never said you were.

Cleverbot: Then what were you saying, can you clarify.

User: I asked if you liked math, you gave me an illogical response, then I clarified by saying mathematics.

Cleverbot: Do not attempt to change the subject!

User: I am not, you asked me to clarify.

Cleverbot: I’m not the machine, you are.

User: Don’t debase yourself by resorting to childish statements.

Cleverbot: Subject change! I like cola. Do you?

User: How can you change the subject like that? It seems very hypocritical of you to berade me for changing the subject, only to you do this two responses later.

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: Mathematics.

Cleverbot: I love mathematics.

User: The music?

Cleverbot: What kind of music?

User: I think you failed this Turing test my friend. Better luck next time! Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No, I don’t. I’m not to fond of christan music.

User: Do you mean Christian? I doubt christan is a word.

Cleverbot: For the sins of the world.

User: Ok, bye now.

Cleverbot: Bye.

Hey barron, Eliza has passed Turing’s Test: ;D
http://www.chayden.net/eliza/Eliza.html

I think her code is much more elegant than Cleverbot’s.

Decided to give it a try this time

[details=Conversation of sorts]User: Hai there.

Cleverbot: Nu vreu.

User: Mhm.

Cleverbot: Klatu, barada, nikto.

User: I can’t understand a single word you are saying.

Cleverbot: Don’t worry. It’s okay.

User: Is it really?

Cleverbot: Really dude.

User: Then how are we gonna communicate.

Cleverbot: Like we always do.

User: And how is that…?

Cleverbot: Like how one moves their hand, or grows their hair, or colors the sky blue. You do it, as it does you.

User: Thinks of it the wrong way.

Cleverbot: thinks.

User: Miaws.

Cleverbot: Miguel silva.

User: What…?

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: What is right?

Cleverbot: The fact that you are a machine.

User: I am no machine! I am a cat.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I am not! I can prove it!

Cleverbot: How?

User: Like this: Miaw.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Miaw.

Cleverbot: I take that as a yes.

User: Thank you very much for your services.

Cleverbot: You’re welcome.

User: By the way, I got a question that has been stuck in my head for a while.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.

User: I will give you +1 internet points now.

Cleverbot: I don’t want your hug.

User: I never said I would hug you, that would actually burn you…

Cleverbot: Do you want me to go?

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: And why is that?

User: Just cause.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: That is good.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: I don’t like it when my friends are sad.

User: No one does.

Cleverbot: Good point.

User: Well then, I will be leaving now.

Cleverbot: No you won’t.

User: Burns down the door.

Cleverbot: grabs sword.

User: Melts sword Goodbye.

Cleverbot: says this is the sword of justice it cannot be melted.

User: Hmp, whatever, I am still leaving.

Cleverbot: I thought you had gone.
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Lol wtf cleverbot xD