Just to make a thing clear, this isn’t just for the AoS community 
BEWARE. Some get dirty. The ones marked with {M} are the ones that you should be wary of
[details=You WHAT?! {M}]
Oh there is nothing like cum on your balls in the morning
ew u jack off?
Notice how I didn’t say semen.[/details]
[details=Pavel’s Finest Quote]
I DON’T WANT TO SEE BOOBS![/details]
[details=Don’t call apple in front of your friends]
Kevin: Hi, this is kevin. is this app–
Me: PASS ME THE COKE MAN
Thomas: Kevin you motherfucker pass me your bong!
Chris: YO MAYGNE! THE WEEDS HERE ON THE TABLE!
Tech Support Person: Uh…are you in a halfway house sir?[/details]
Now add some quotes from funny things you have witnessed while at school, home, on the interwebz, on chats, in games and in voice chats.