Ban the user above you

banned for robbing a bank

Banned for banning banning someone with a false reason…

Banned for typing ban too many times.

banned for using an animated avatar

Banned for banning someone because of doing something you already did before it was cool

Banned for not realizing he’s not really using an animated avatar and you just have a bug on your screen.

Torch has been banned for believing in bugs. Thanks for reporting.

Kiki

Banned for using facebook in China.

Banned for thinking I ever had a Facebook

banned for not having facebook

Banned for having facebook

Dosss is banned for not conforming to the propriety of the contemporary social system and for not going through the natural processes of seperation. Thanks for reporting.

you may post your appeal on aloha.pk

Kiki

Banned for being pretentious and using big words and then misspelling separation.

banned for not realizing that calling someone pretentious when their argument actually had merit for a debate on how social media has affected and changed humans mentally and if conventional social bonds and interactions are better than keeping in touch with facebook, twitter, and google plus is actually pretty pretentious

Banned for a run-on sentence and using an if statement inside of a when statement.

perma-banned and admin privilege loss for an unjustifiable ban on structuring of my setnence (like banning someone for poor math notation in an applied physics problem)

Banned for not using capital letter, punctuation, and spelling error.

Banned for being right.

Banned for banning someone who did the right thing

Banned for posting