Unbanned for banning me! 
Unbanned for unbanning someone.
You sweet little guy. 
Unbanned for being so nice!~~~
Unbanned and admin granted.
Just for no reason.
Unbanned, for being so spontaneously generous!
Unbanned for unbanning me for generosity.
Unbanned for unban the guy unbanned that you already unbanned
Unbanned, because I feel like it.
Banned for unbanning a dangerous criminal and sociopath.
Unbanned for banning the bad part of dd.
Banned for being gleeful, generous, and generally goodhearted.
Unbanned for being those things as well and banning me regardless.
Banned for being overly addicted to flattery and kindness.
Unbanned for being honest.
Banned for evading the community-held ban referendum.
Unbanned for not realizing I am already banned and waiting to be unbanned and even made an appeal already here:
banned for not realising nuketown server is not under aloha and hence wasting our precious time
Banned for thinking you can waste time.
Unbanned for bringing up that old game and for being nice!~
Unbanned for being so kind.