Banned for not stepping it up.
Banned for banning for mediocre reasons
banned for not realizing that it’s a good reason.
Banned for not stepping it up.
Banned for banning for an already used reason
Banned for banning for an already used reason.
Banned due to community voting
Banned for not realizing it was a reverse-psychology poll. It was made to secretly find out the most liked member, so we could ban them instead, since they obviously have the most influence and have become the defacto ruler of our community.
Banned for being absolutely wrong
Banned for thinking that putting “absolutely” in a sentence makes it factual when in reality it is a falsehood.
Banned for giving a false excuse
Banned for being right.
banned for making music 
Banned for doing the same thing. :T
Banned for not prebanning me for the same same thing.
Banned for using the word “same” too much.
And also banned for being a strong independent torch.
Banned for banning someone for using the word “same” when you used it in your own ban.
Banned for potentially doing something worthy of a bannable offense, as shown by the collective intuition of the community in the Ban Referendum.
Banned for typing worth instead of worthy.
Bonus ban for not proofre;ading.
Banned for ban twice