“not being Russian”
Чел, я чёрт возьми русский. Ты должен это понимать.
О, и кстати, ты забанен за то, что ты говоришь ложь.
banned because i dont understand that
english pls
prohibido por no entender su idioma
Banned for speaking satanic languages.
Banned for typing about satanic languages.
Banned for doing the same thing.
banned for talking in english
banned for wait how do i play this?
Banned for not knowing how to play dis game.
banned for hacking
Banned for leaking the information.
Banned for accepting the truth.
banned for being liking vodka
Banned for using terrible grammar.
Banned because you can’t ‘use’ grammar,
banned for hey guys 
Banned for being too nice.
banned for saying hey
p:die
banned for being canadian. (Jokes, respect all canadians high fives) w00t 
actually I agree with that gif ace the king has xP
Whoops, just realized I added in a “being” to that, fox. sorry xP
banned for bad correlation between Java and C++, so Ace should be stoned to death and set ablaze!!