Banned for banning me because I said “thanks” to you.
Banned for spending your birthday in aloha.pk
banned for not deeming aloha.pk birthday-worthy
Banned for being kind.
Banned for calling “QuickBrownFox” but your name account still being “sanic”
Banned for calling yourself Stradivarius when the name of your account is still nicolas114
Banned for having more kills than me.
Banned for banning someone for a reason that’s not valid
Banned for invalidating a valid reason
Banned for the use of the word “valid”.
banned cause you’re brown.
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Banned for being a racist.
Banned for being quick
Banned for not liking quick stuff.
banned for thinking this thread is a “time well spent” thread.
Banned for NOT thinking this thread is a “time well spent”.
banned…
see past reason
Banned for no creating a new reason for ban
banned for having a boring violin instead of art as your profile picture
Banned for judging one’s appearance and expecting everyone to not be boring.