No, there’s nothing forcing us to escape except for you. If you want to tell your own fixed story then just say it all in one post instead of acting like our input matters.
ok fair enough. So you put two knives in their heads, they die and you are immediately going to trial.
The judge says that you’re sentenced only to community service and 24 hours in prison.
plead not guilty and attempt to seduce the jury
murder the entire jury and get sentenced to 12 life sentences
Show the jury kitten gifs
ok so you show them your kitten gifs. Immediately they fall in love with you
Oh, this thread is still a thing? I guess continue to wait for the results of the trial.
Lol at least it lasted for 5 pages. xd
Ok you wait for the results of the trial and the sentence you to death :c
You said we had the jury in love with us. Either that was a lie or the latest post is a lie.
Well, R.I.P. 
the jury changed their mind :’(
Oh okay.
Make a deal with Satan, which he will resurrect him