No my ficklest of friends, it DOES explain everything. It even explains why you didn’t have toast with apple sauce on it for breakfast this morning.
You never fail to impress me, Torchy. .___.
I actually had that for my breakfast. So, it appears that your point about my breakfast is invaild.
Is the rare jelly fish girl impressed or just jelly?
You should really go to the beach, maybe you can find remains of a fallen UFO there.
Well, explore the beach.
Then find a shark.
ok so you are at a beach. You’re still wearing a fancy suit. Can’t swim in a fancy suit. Choices are: Go au naturel or nothing.
You wait until a giant orca comes out of nowhere.
Then, you proceed to run from it on a bridge while Emerald Coast is playing.
Thanks!! That’s the soccer goal.
Dude it was sarcasm. I know that’s what you had for breakfast…
Find a boat nearby and steel it so you can go above the reef.
ok so you strip down:
then you go out for a swim swim:
Find a shark.
Then, you go to the bridge, wait for the giant orca and run for your life from it when it’ll arrives.
Maybe you should rather take a ride on a boat instead of trying to swim across the sea full of deadly sharks and orcas
No!! (>. <)/ Its fine to swim in the sea with sharks. Because your Sharkdude!! (Glassy, make Mr.Round Sharkdude, watever sharkdude is… )
Oh noes we forgot our pool noodle on the beach. ):
yeah he’s a shark dude. Let’s go find a shark
No, we need our pool noodle first!!!
you go under water to look for stuff. Oh yeah your pool noodle is your d*ck so yeah.
I didn’t know moose lived under water…