Start speaking portuguese and say hue hue a lot so they will get confused and not shoot you.
You try to ask who is pointing a gun at your head, and you are ready to jump off just in case if he’ll shoot.
Distract the guy with the gun by saying “Look! A distraction!”
Well we have no skill, so inject pwned_aos.dll.
complete.
Install a revolver mod for the SMG.
complete.
Idk if you’re safe already
Ask who was pointing the gun at you with a gun drawn
We have a revolver and hacks installed, of course we’re safe!
Oh add a cape!
ok so you go back out in the party with a cape and a wine glass and act all snobby and people are like “Woah, he’s so charming!”.
Sell drugs
no
Sell the cure for cancer then?
You’re at a party, you can’t sell that stuff there. Do other stuff at the party
You turn into a wizard and turn people into gentlemen.
You don’t have a wizard license and it’s illegal also everyone else are already gentlemen
Hey! You didn’t mention that they are all gentlemen.
You proceed to look for ladies.
well the ladies hate you now