For better or for worse

Ace of Spades
1

What are your better/worse playing conditions?

For me:

BETTER

  • Caffeine
  • Alcohol
  • Headphones/Music (No Discord voice chat)
  • Good mood
  • Rainy weather and a warm space
  • Nobody home
  • The soft touch of a pancake

WORSE

  • Tired
  • People in the house pestering me
  • Bad mood
  • Bright sun right in my face
  • The abrasive touch of a waffle
  • Too many carbs
  • The weird neighbor kid throwing rocks at my window
  • Background notification spam

How 'bout you?

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2

Better:
Listening to music while playing
Cold milk
refreshed after fapping
Good mood
other shit
Worse:
People pestering
Hot milk
the reflection of the sun on my monitor
my dick hurts
Some motherfuckers outside being cunts
other shit

3

Better:
Being high

Worse:
Being high

4

Speaking of, I’m going to try to play after getting my wisdom teeth removed next month. Stay tuned lol.

5

Better:
Players are from US
Players no use hax
Back doesn’t hurt

Worse:
Players are from Brasil
Players hack
Back hurts.

6

Oh I absolutely love this thread.

Better

  • MUSIC
  • MORE MUSIC
  • Using new mods really helps me out for some reason
  • Sitting cross-legged in my chair (i’m a weirdo) ::slight_smile:

Worse

  • NO MUSIC
  • Being upset about something irl
  • Playing OpenSpades then a hacker appears and I have to switch to voxlap to spec + ban them >:(
7

good:
being the weird neighbour kid throughing rocks at peoples’ windows
being part of the group of some motherfuckers outside being cunts
being a gamer of tomarrow

bad:
people making threads talking about me on alohaPK

8

Better:
right leg crossed above the left one
dark room/no other light sources around(other than monitor)
hype music
ignoring chat
under alias,not logged in

15 hours of no sleep
Worse:
right leg gets numb so im forced to sit normaly
siblings behaving like monkeys and being louder than music
not having been killed by smg users at least 15 times in a row beforehand(i need something to be mad at xd)

9

Better:
Tired
Music
MONSTER
Good eyesight

Worse:
Bored
No music
No Monster
People annoying me

10

Better:
Edgy music
No one in my room
Good mood
Clear mind

Worse:
Banned

11

wait do you mean that pancakes touching you are nice or you having a pancake near you and you’re touching it
good:
music
sit cross legged
use default weapons, i love doing it but i have a diff crosshair :3 idk, i just like it
bad:
hackers
being in a bad mood
feeling tired or anxious

12

Better
• Chill music
• Coffee
• Something to eat (Or something to dip on my coffee)
• Decent internet
• Players calling me hacker

Worse
• Hungry and dehydrated
• Fatigued
• Banned
• My annoying chair
• Hackers
• Players who keep on whining

13

you motherfucker

14

Really anything that pertains to pancakes and physical contact. Something about the fluffiness just does it for me…

15

pancakes are like butts

16

Better

-.75 + my mod pack
-high af
-coffee
-nobody else on the wifi
-having to pee but being lazy

  • red/green team
    -that perfect amount of drunk
    -playing consistently
    -no distractions like people to ban or a dog to let in/out of the house
    -camping

Worse

-OS
-high af
-too much coffee
-too drunk
-using headphones
-music
-cold
-not high af

17

isnt banning people like getting a dog out of the house

18

For me it’s a needy, well trained rat. But perfect levels of drunkness help a lot. And too much means playing with the rat for hours.