New Story, Reaper 2.0 was caught raping a tree by
horse fucking a tree and
Barack Obama
killed PigFTW because he was a terrorist with herpes. Then
A guy named Cheryl
was horny like bux.
got a boner so hard he died because it broke off and then
a sweaty mexican touched jews with a banana and licked his toes… then
a horse licked reaper2.0’s toes while fapping to a cake… and then
Semi’s just talking to him self because he’s got nothing else to do… and after that
he got on a plane and a old lady found out I was bosnian and she freaked out… then
I laughed so hard my grenades almost fell outta my pocket.
Thankfully no one saw the horse two seats in front of me eating out a fat chicks belly…
but then! a wild Madybear appeared and queefed so hard the plane shook and crashed into a Chinese village killing 30 white jews.
When that happened the Russian Embassy came by and made elephants take a big poop on the plane to cover it up :o.
and Oh deer! Semi hopes someone will interrupt this conversation before it gets weirdly funky
Oh no! it’s to late…
Seems like monkeys are taking the Asians dog!
But the asian is putting up a good fight!
No one’s gonna take his food away!