So I went off and joined the Marines (no, actually I seriously am enlisting)
Hehehe
but then monsta go kicked out because
Dosss wanted him to look after her baby, without monsta knowing that the baby is not his.
comes back 10 years later after fighting in mogadishu No, I know it aint mah baby
Then Dosss bursts into tears.
and transforms into a colossal fire being that burns everything
(nice avatar btw)
But Dosss’s tears just extinguish her colossal fires.
for some reason, even if the tears were tiny
Then a majestic cat
lead his feline army and took over the world.
They also pleased me because I was the strongest one around
until dosss turned into a weakling because
she was pleased too much by other male cats
so then the new leader was not lone wolf, but the one and only
Anonymous.
WE SHALL RISE AND DOMINATE THE WORLD FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER. MY LEGION, LET US MARCH ON TO OUR ENEMIES AND CRUSH THEM ALL!
So the cat army first attacked
then monkeys came and trew bananas
So the whole cat army triped and fell into
A BIG WET VAGINA(i’m so grownup)
which was mine because of
Lone_Wolf stretching it too much