hello everyone this is here
i want to apologize to the players on aloha because i have had for past day or so an offensive signature with curse words in it, this is embarrassing for me because it is me who was said that we should not be swearing in aloha, it is not my fault the signiture, let me explain this
i was on aloha once day, my brother was by the computer and he saw that i was saying that we shouldn’t be swearing so when i went downstairs to make a grilled cheese sandwich for me and my brother he hijacked my computer and guessed my password, i dont know how he knew this, and than he went onto aloha and changed my signature to what it was
i will not say what the signature was because it was mean but if you have seen tit then you will know
my friend kung fu chicken has showed me how to remove the signiture and so i have done this and many thanks to him for showing me this, but some damage has already been done
so now i am apologize for my brother he is a hooligan and he often plays pranks on the kids at his school, this gets him in detention sometimes, i tell him this is not good but he keeps doing this things anyway, one time he peed on toilet paper in the bathroom and threw it at his friend, i tell him just because he is his friend doesnt mean it is ok to throw peed on toilet paper balls at him but he does this anyway
sorry guys hopefully this will not happen again because now i know how to change my signiture
Hello friend happy face, I think I speak for everyone (+/- the Hispanic population in Zimbabwe) when I say that with open arms we accept your apology. It took us a very long time to come to this decision but here at aloha player killers we are all about the players and the aloha and not about the killers. We do however have some terms that will need to be met for this contract to be fully realized. I will number them below in order of numerical ordering for your easy reading and quicker message that doesn’t involve any long run-on sentences that would take up a lot of useless time and just generally make this apology acceptance contract not seem so professional if you know what I mean which I’m sure you do since you’re such a friendly, understanding, mature, and up-standing citizen of this humble island we all share together.
Drop what you’re holding in your hands right now and stop reading the rest of this list. If you’re still reading you should stop now or else this contract will be voided.
If you didn’t have anything in your hands in step 1, then pick up something and go back to step 1, but at this point your contract is already voided so there is no reason to continue reading or following any of these steps and you might as well just tell your computer that you won’t be friends anymore because you won’t be welcome around this contract anymore.
Make your next apology shorter. Frankly, no one has time for long messages anymore. If it takes longer to read than it does to say fidget spinner you’re not in the ballpark or even the parking lot for that matter.
Go to school to learn math so you can count properly.
Don’t hack ever again. I’m serious, you can’t be hacking on our servers. It’s disrespectful to the people that don’t play the game to have to worry about someone that does play the game worrying about hackers.
Understand that here at aloha if you have a numbered list and you repeat a number that the last use of the number overwrites the first use.
Go tell your brother (that no one believes exists) to tell you to not tell you to not tell your brother (that no one believes exists) that your aunt’s father’s brother’s grandson if he was named tom what is tom’s maiden name?
6.5 Go down to where the “Like” button is on this post and click it to give it a like. This shows your sincerity toward mending this dysfunctional relationship.
6.75 Thank you for clicking the like button and doing your half. If you laughed at the previous sentence because you’re a rebel and don’t like no posts because you’re an independent and strong woman then shame on you for fooling me.
6.99999999 is approaching 7 so technically can just be classified as 7.
Banned. Thanks for reporting - Nahtan.
For the rest of your stay here on the Islands you must remain signatureless. I don’t want to see a single special item on your menu ever again or else. I mean it. If I didn’t mean it I wouldn’t have said I mean it, so you know I mean business.
Use proper grammar and capitalization for any post or topic you post here.
Never read another numbered list again unless they say at the end of the second up from the middle of the list the secret word which is
hello torch,
thank you for sharing this you have put a lot of thought into this but unfortunaly i do not understand this
it seems i have broken youre contract because i kept reading, for this i am sorry but what you have say in the list only confuse me more, maybe if you can explain to me that would help but maybe i should just forget i read it because i wasnt suppose to read it anyway
sorry for breaking your contract, maybe we can still be friends thanks
Hello Circle Budding Friend,
Because we here at aloha are feeling so generous and forgiving today, I will permit you to try to read the contract one more time. The difficult part I’m sad to hear you ran into about the contract being voided can be voided by reading the line after 6 and before 6.5. I however, am unsure what this will do in terms of our friendship. I think we should reconsider reconsidering it. No thanks, I ate already.
hello torch,
thank you for giving me another chance but i am still confused maybe more this time, also you call me a circle budding friend i do not know what this means, maybe you can explain this to me
i have read the line between 6 and 6.5 like you say, hopefully this will help our friendship, but i do not understand what you request in this line, sometimes when i see a thing like this i wonder to myself maybe i will never understand and maybe i am not meant to understand this, i think this is what people call destiny, maybe if you want you can tell me what this line means but maybe you also do not know what this line means, sometimes we say things that we do not understand and maybe this is what has happened,
hello roberto mex thanks you for youre response and input in this topic, but i do not understand what you mean, tell me this who do you think is lying and maybe explain to me why, i do not see liars here, this is great community we have were there is little thing like lying but of course it is possible, maybe you can explain this
Hello friend,
A circle budding friend is a budding circle friend naturally. And yes I also do not know what this line means and I do not understand what I say, so I think we are destined to be friends. Consider your apology accepted by everyone.
excellent thank you torch, i am very happy to hear that my apology is accepted, forgiveness is the best thing can do, maybe if you do something bad i will for give you also, this is a better world we live in when we are all happy together,
thanks
Deal? Does that sound fair? Or do you want to carry on trying to police language in case someone, somewhere, decides to get offended and play the victim?
Anyone with the ability to navigate the internet, has the ability to ignore things they do not want to see.
hello kung fu chicken,
thanks to you for your response, but i do not know that i agree with what you say, you say you want to use the words you want to use and this is ok but i say that you should think about other people when you choose this words because sometimes you say mean things and this is not always a good thing, when i choose the words i use i try to make sure that this words are not mean to other people and sometimes i make mistakes but sometimes i hear people say this that if you don’t make mistakes you are not human so i guess i am just human, but i try not to make mistakes and when i do i try to make this an okay thing, i think you can also try this kung fu chicken
thanks
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spamming aloha with messages like this. didnt this already happen or sth