I AM BANNED! PERMABANNED!
cool , and you are probably staying banned
You are staying banned, end of story. I’m not sure what you don’t understand about this.
K!
There once was an ultimate noob
He was acting like a total boob
Once he was barred,
he went full retard,
and will forever be a rube
really? ‘rube’?!!?! make it froob!
I’ll try my hand at poetry, but that is mostly haux’s thing.
UltimateNoob hacked a lot.
He acted like a little snot.
He tried some hacks to help his right hand,
but he ended up perma-banned.
He lied like a rug, once, twice and thrice.
But he was too much of a dick; he deserved nothing nice.
I like it, Monstarules. =)
Thank you, thank you 
This is extremely inappropriate and out of place. Don’t clutter the ban appeals forums with your own foolishness.
The next instance of such inane posts, regardless of source (I’m looking at you other “post multiple threads” people), expect your forum rights revoked.
(If you wish to complain about how aloha’s forgiving second-chance system is completely unjust and non-democratic, feel free to start a thread in one of the rambling forums. Or the shoutbox, maybe, which I’m surprised still exists. Just not here.)