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Re: Should penis' be built in Aloha maps? This poll is bunk. It asks "should penises be built on aloha maps" really large font on the title, but then in the fine print, changes the question to "is it rude to build penises".

Bait and switch. Bad poll.

May 04, 2012, 07:06:00 PM HST
Re: SpeedLow+[ATK]playerblue+socialpenny+gustavo+ProPolak+Skrillex+4 more - -

June 01, 2014, 08:15:22 AM HST
Ban Appeal - Terminal Autism 1) Votekicks last only 30 minutes. Did you wait at least 30 minutes to make sure your "ban" is not just a votekick?

Absolutely. Within the galaxy in my brain, aeons have passed.

2) What is your in-game player name? Please include it in the subject of this topic as well.

Terminal Autism

3) What server were you playing on when you got banned? Reminder: We can only help you with bans that took place on aloha.pk servers.

CS-GO maps.

4) Why were you banned? Lying severely decreases your chances of getting unbanned. If your "little brother" got you banned, tell him to make an appeal, or accept responsibility on his behalf.

As can be seen in the "Hackers get caught by aloha's staff " thread:

5) Why should you be unbanned?

This Doctor is as clean as a clam.

Aimbot: Note that my ping was >500 (due to FBI DDOS attacks), hence things are bound to look choppy - although I don't think this looks like an aimbot anyway.

 - For the first kill, I turned around because it was long enough into the round that blues could be coming through the tunnel (and indeed, they did!)
 - For the second kill, I was holding my sight closer the right side of the tunnel as that's the direction blues would be coming from (and by golly, they did!)

6) When were you banned? Best approximate date and time, please.

March 5, 2017, 4:20 平壤時間 (GMT+8:30)

Sincerest regards,
The Esteemed Doctor Dank.

March 04, 2017, 02:18:57 PM HST
Re: Ban Appeal - Terminal Autism

sorry for the incovenient

feel free to play again

i will ask an unban now

No harm done - thank you.

Why don't you just use your Pyongyang VPN?

I am currently living in a nuclear-war bunker over 9000 kilometers below Kim-Jong-Un's palace.

My current situation with internet is precarious, at best. As we speak, I am uploading data onto the internet by the means of a single chubby Korean slave. It is his job to take a scroll of 'packets' hand-written by myself on a paper document, walk up the long flight of stairs with it, and upload it to our servers in Kimmy-poo's palace where it can be broadcasted worldwide. Using a VPN would introduce several technicalities that would result in an exponential increase in data to be uploaded - and I would hate to work that fat old slave any harder than he does already.

March 04, 2017, 03:12:29 PM HST
Re: Spam your greatest KDR. not my highest but i just got this which was pretty ok

* [!] has a kill-death ratio of 58.50 (117 kills, 2 deaths, 7.73 kills per minute).

it was tradeoff though so idk if it counts

March 07, 2017, 07:56:42 AM HST
Re: Pablo
@topo lol

firstly, i did not build my stats up, but brought them back to their original level, which in my point of view is very different
how? stats will naturally go up and down on their own. cheating because you don't like the number next to your name doesn't seem very different to cheating for any other reason to me.

secondly, am i really going to keep that ****HACKER**** mark 4ever ? and is that fair to delete kills and not deaths... i would have been okay if you deleted all stats, i think i deserve it but deleting kill & not deaths seems unfair to me, did you did this in every other hacker case ?
you're acting like I'm owing every of my kills to hack when it's absolutely not the case
you'll keep the hacker mark until/unless a sysadmin or a kahuna decides to remove it. i'll end up removing it if i feel like you no longer deserve it, but that isn't going to be soon, so either hope someone is a little more forgiving or just deal with it for now.
i think it's entirely fair to delete your kills and not your deaths, which is why i did it. i chose to do it specifically because i knew it would be an actual punishment in your eyes. i wouldn't have done it if it had been your first time cheating, or if you hadn't been cheating specifically for stats. does simply resetting your stats and unbanning you honestly seem more fair?
i haven't personally done this to anybody else, but it doesn't seem uncommon. you'll live.

March 12, 2017, 03:47:42 PM HST
Re: admin abuse
I swear to God

March 18, 2017, 11:34:17 AM HST
Re: SMG recoil comparison for Openspades and Classic
Literally unplayable.
I tried to get 1.1 working, but even after updating Windows it never ran.
Doesn't work for me either, instead it displays an error window.
And this is why classic is better. I say drop open spades :)

June 17, 2017, 06:46:43 PM HST
Re: Yankarlos205 Ban Appeal.
I simply tried to download "pubul", but as I knew almost nothing (not even how it works aloha, my brother gives me instructions) of this game and maybe I downloaded another as "no recoi". But I did not know that I was injected into the game because the "aim bot" is sometimes injected but it is not shown, and in the video it came out in the end that I persisted E and pointed me to the head but I thought I was that without Hacks Please excuse me and do not perfude my brother and all vulva to normality.

this has to be a joke lmao

June 20, 2017, 02:11:30 PM HST
Re: Yankarlos205 Ban Appeal.
Well, now I want to reach an agreement so I can continue playing. I already admitted that I used hacks,

Considering the amount you alone have hacked and evaded I've decided to keep you permanently banned. I don't believe your story that you have been hacking and evading accidentally for months. Even if Zim is your real brother your household has been causing too much damage. If you can stay off the servers for a month then you can appeal and I might reconsider.

June 21, 2017, 08:55:50 PM HST